Adopt me!

[Peppermint]

Two-what the hell is lube?

Here, let me jog your memory...

1.

2.

3.PROFIT???

 

[dneecey]

Here, let me jog your memory...

1.

2.

3.PROFIT???

Peppermint, you are such a sweet talker, I almost want to be adopted by you, if these are the benefits. =)

 

[Melkor]

Uhm...

I remember Sephy and vaseline from INTPf, but I don't have a bleeding clue how this relates to what kind of sweet lube is.

>:{

So thanks for nothing Peppy le peu.

 

[slant]

-finger twitches-

You'lll nevvvaaaa winn!!!!!!!

 

[Melkor]

*Shuts eyes again as the finger is shot off and inelegantly sails across the room*

Ouch...

*Takes out a lolly and absent mindedly begins to lick it*

 

[Peppermint]

I remember Sephy and vaseline from INTPf, but I don't have a bleeding clue how this relates to what kind of sweet lube is.

Jeez Melkor, look what you made me do. >:|

Now run along to the candy van... >.>

So thanks for nothing Peppy le peu.

Ha, I like that.

 

[Melkor]

Oh! Those look tasty!

Like freezer pops, gosh I love watermelon.

I want some:}

You;d better hope the name doesn't stick

 

[88chaz88]

Jeez Melkor, look what you made me do. >:|

Now run along to the candy van... >.>

Ha, I like that.

I'm speechless.

 

[Satya]

Bwhahahahahahahaha! Epic.

Just so everyone is on the same page. lube = lubricant. As in sexual lubricant. Astroglide, KY, etc.

 

[Melkor]

Wha?

I'm still confused, I feel rather idiotic.

Why would you need a lubricant?

It's not like a machine is it?

Also, don't sex organs have slimy bits already for such a purpose?

:X

*Is horribly confused*

 

[Satya]

Wha?

I'm still confused, I feel rather idiotic.

Why would you need a lubricant?

It's not like a machine is it?

Also, don't sex organs have slimy bits already for such a purpose?

:X

*Is horribly confused*

Don't worry about it. Just come hop into my van.

 

[Melkor]

^^ Yay! Van!

Does this mean you're adopting me?

*does puppy eyes*

Will there be Final Fantasy toys?

 

[Satya]

^^ Yay! Van!

Does this mean you're adopting me?

*does puppy eyes*

Will there be Final Fantasy toys?

I promise there will be toys.

 

[Daeledin]

It's more like this Satya.

 

[Melkor]

^^

I am incredibly happy now.


But you'd better have a buster sword replica!

Oooooh, or Advent children complete!

Do you have any toys I can hurt people with?>

 

[Melkor]

So not even the innocent INFJ's will have the vile Melkor?

Ack. Then I am truly loveless.

 

[The Jester]

So not even the innocent INFJ's will have the vile Melkor?

Ack. Then I am truly loveless.

I'm not sure about my MBTI, but I'll take you?

 

[Melkor]

Sorry Jester, you can't adopt whilst on the sex offenders list.

 

[The Jester]

Sorry Jester, you can't adopt whilst on the sex offenders list.

I'm going to sig this.

 

[Raccoon Love]

Melkor!! screw adoption..lets run away together


We can make it together!