Your epitaph

[Skarekrow]

I thought it would be fun and interesting to write an epitaph for the person who posted before you....should you dare.

 

[Gaze]

He lit a wick and watched it burn, blazing a trail he believed would uncover another stone unturned.

 

[ThisIsWhoIAm]

Always saw beauty, even in darkness.

 

[Eventhorizon]

Pause button on.

 

[Sensiko]

A Friend To Huskies And Seals Everywhere

 

[rawr]

Looks like [MENTION=5045]Skarekrow[/MENTION] didn't get the heart in time

 

[Sloe Djinn]

Fell outta some broad's vag, talked shit, swallowed spit, and now his dick layeth in the dirt.

(lol jk mom ur allright)

 

[just me]

Deciphering encoded messages caused the Black Sheep of the family to die of a computer virus.

 

[Sloe Djinn]

(lost in translation? heheh, up yo slang vocabulary fam)

 

[Blind Bandit]

Rose to power out of no where!

 

[Nixie]

The world needed love and he was chomping at the bit to give it. The world needed glue and this pony...uh...nevermind.

 

[Blind Bandit]

This man was killed by ponies, no one knows why!

 

[Nixie]

[MENTION=630]Blind Bandit[/MENTION] had a way of always trying to touch your heart, too bad he couldn't see well and always ended up groping your boobs

 

[Blind Bandit]

@Blind Bandit had a way of always trying to touch your heart, too bad he couldn't see well and always ended up groping your boobs

I'm keeping that one. Its so true.... I do love boobs

Nixie made me laugh even in death.

 

[Skarekrow]

(anyone else???)

 

[rawr]

The crows finally got fed up with him

 

[Sensiko]

Here Lies The Man Buried With 1000 Live Kittens

 

[bagelriffic]

They said to her your hair is fair but too much for your neck to bare, now we're afraid it spells the end.
So there upon her final chair she gave a glare and then declared, oh, better do this now then.

 

[SoulPatcher]

The crows finally got fed up with him

I want two of these, please.

 

[Skarekrow]

(officially restarting this thread leading up to Halloween)

This one ant here lies,
no one noticed when just one dies.
An introverted ant his soul did lean,
too bad he was eaten by the Queen.