What do your kisses taste like? ;D
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A potato that you have picked up and mistakenly bitten into, taking it for an apple
The grease smear of a departed passenger left on the window of a public bus.
Your first birthday
Your first car accident
Malt balls in which the main ingredient is moths
A crowded dive bar in which the song "Crazy Bitch" plays on repeat via jukebox
Every Don Rickles joke known to mankind.
An uncomfortable sex nightmare featuring Robin Williams that you can't seem to wake up from.
Cigarette butt flavored ice cream.
Ketchup and eggs.
The grease smear of a departed passenger left on the window of a public bus.
Your first birthday
Your first car accident
Malt balls in which the main ingredient is moths
A crowded dive bar in which the song "Crazy Bitch" plays on repeat via jukebox
Every Don Rickles joke known to mankind.
An uncomfortable sex nightmare featuring Robin Williams that you can't seem to wake up from.
Cigarette butt flavored ice cream.
Ketchup and eggs.
Like orange. Better than PCP I guess, 'you're so amazing honey, your kisses taste like morphing geometric shapes flitting across a monochrome alien planet 500 billion light years away, mmm!!!'
Your Kisses Taste Like Raspberries
You are a perfectionist in all aspects of your life, including kissing. Luckily, practice makes perfect!
You expect a lot of yourself and others, and you definitely don't relax your standards for kissing.
You like challenges, and you love kissing someone that you never thought you'd be able to kiss.
You and and orange kisser will be instant soul mates, but stay away from high maintenance vanilla kissers.
You are a perfectionist in all aspects of your life, including kissing. Luckily, practice makes perfect!
You expect a lot of yourself and others, and you definitely don't relax your standards for kissing.
You like challenges, and you love kissing someone that you never thought you'd be able to kiss.
You and and orange kisser will be instant soul mates, but stay away from high maintenance vanilla kissers.
Your Kisses Taste Like Oranges
You are cool headed in all aspects of your life, including kissing. You don't rush into things.
You make sure to put others before yourself. You're an excellent kisser, and you don't kiss and tell.
You are always smiling. You're optimistic and cheerful, even when your kisses are rebuffed.
You and a raspberry kisser will experience true romantic bliss, but a peach kisser will be too much drama for your taste!
You are cool headed in all aspects of your life, including kissing. You don't rush into things.
You make sure to put others before yourself. You're an excellent kisser, and you don't kiss and tell.
You are always smiling. You're optimistic and cheerful, even when your kisses are rebuffed.
You and a raspberry kisser will experience true romantic bliss, but a peach kisser will be too much drama for your taste!
Your Kisses Taste Like Posca
You run hot and cold without regard to others in all aspects of your life, including kissing. Sometimes you rush, some things you never warm up to.
You make sure to put others out of harms way when you feel volatile . You're an excellent kisser, but few know it.
You smile inwardly. You're optimistic but caustic, especially when your kisses are rebuffed.
You and a another Posca kisser will truly quench your instinctual desire for bliss, but a chablis kisser will be taunt you from afar!
You run hot and cold without regard to others in all aspects of your life, including kissing. Sometimes you rush, some things you never warm up to.
You make sure to put others out of harms way when you feel volatile . You're an excellent kisser, but few know it.
You smile inwardly. You're optimistic but caustic, especially when your kisses are rebuffed.
You and a another Posca kisser will truly quench your instinctual desire for bliss, but a chablis kisser will be taunt you from afar!
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