LOL, funny but true.
You're a Seeker
Your positivity is infectious – which sounds a little germy. When times are tough you’re waiting with open arms and your best sympathetic face.
You’re open to new things, and can be persuaded to try anything twice, all in the name of experience of course.
We’ve got you down as a bit of a dreamer, you’re probably zoning out right now, PAY ATTENTION, and read on.
It's all about you...
You are the master of indifference and possess the power of delay. It’s clear from the foggy expression that you are completely unclear. So which way now? Stepping lightly (perhaps the wrong word) round the subject of how your life could improve, you’re in need of a complete overhaul. Remember, slow and steady wins the race; or at least finishes it. Find an outlet for all that pent up creativity. If that means running bare foot howling at the wind, then that’s… er… cool, but also welcome a bit of structure into your life. Word to the wise: you’ve got good ideas, find your voice, but always take advice. Valuing the big L, probably more than anything, you keep your dearest nearest. As a consequence of them knowing you warts (not literally?!) and all, they are best placed to give you support.
Time
If you want a job doing… maybe ask someone else? You are so close to being a reliable grown-up, so it’s time to pull your socks up… or stockings. I mean, whatever you are in to.
Seemingly your nails are chewed to stumps, you can’t make a move without thinking through every possible consequence. The solution is more complex than a coat of anti-bite polish.
When you think problems through and see a solution, you can get frustrated when no one else sees it too (baring your gums gives it away). But unless they are mind readers you are going to have to learn to pipe up shy boots.
An average day can pass with you sort of trying hard… if you... you know… really try hard to try hard: yeah we get what you mean. But you’re a bit too cool to sweat it. Now, we could tell you to reimagine your long-term goals (do you have them?), understand the wider impact of your decisions (did you make any?), but we don’t need to tell a dude like you what to do: you are heading in the right direction.
Knuckling down just isn’t on your agenda so when you are overlooked for promotion or not picked for the team remember you are master of delay and procrastination and your ability to put off the inevitable is impressive – no really.
Energy
Mornings come like a bolt out of the blue but by the time you hit work you’ve managed to peel your left eye open, and wiped the dribble from your chin.
Downtime? Chin stroking, shoegazing, twerking, head banging or whatever: you get your geek on for the right groove.
You manage life in a way so you can gracefully glide through while others climb the highs and hurtle towards the lows. You subscribe to having a healthy body and healthy mind so you make careful considerations on your lifestyle – you probably aren’t lining up the jaeger-bombs and chuffing through a 20-pack – but who knows? You try not to be judgmental (much) either. So if you are what you eat then you consist of mung beans, tahini and a measure of agave syrup to sweeten you up. Sounds yummy… urgh.
Love
Let's talk love. You want your partner to appreciate your intellect, or else be willing to listen to you drone on as they daydream about what you’ll be having for dinner that evening.
So a clandestine glance might work for some – but you need to feel physical affection.
Loyal and supportive, you like to be ’there’ for a partner. But it isn’t all stoicism, as you require a dose of fun in your love life. In a long-term relationship you look for a match – someone who doesn’t mind kicking about – just the two of you. And although you can be committed you are unashamedly flirty; batting your lashes or flexing your pecs – whichever comes easiest – in the most mundane, everyday situations
Money
You’re the type to lose your shoes, go gluten-free and talk a lot about ‘letting go’. One of those people who can look beyond material things: until your mobile goes missing, then you will switch back to a possession hungry magpie. But hey a couple hours of repenting or a dose of primal scream therapy will get you back to your carob-eating self.
Oh, to be a little more impulsive. You could take that flight, live a little more recklessly… or will you just quietly tidy up, and have you dinner? Standard.
Shelling out on life-defining purchases that will get your workmates drooling; you might not be the type to camp out for the latest gadget launch… but be honest… you have thought about it.
You have a real pioneering spirit, just so long as adventure comes with guaranteed sunshine, soft sand and sea that’s clear, turquoise and dip-able then you are totally in.
As past experience would prove, face planting into the nearest pillow when a problem arises solves nothing. Next time, try talking it through with the most reasonable person you know. If that doesn’t work, find the nearest mound of sand.
Fun
Inquisitiveness is an endearing quality and means you are hungry to know more about the world. When you were small it started with a ‘are we there yet?’ And it has never stopped since. Why? How? When? What? Really? Yes - now make it stop, please. Seems like you can’t be far from a screen before you start to get withdrawal symptoms. A tech intervention could be round the corner. You’ll be going digital cold turkey.
Your hobbies are your reward for working hard the rest of the time. They absolutely shouldn’t be boring. If you find that you don’t want to play football or grow vegetables any more then stop doing it and try something else.
Being a sloppy love puppy, you get off on making true friends, having ‘deep connections’, and generally being a bit emo.
