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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg"]YouTube- Official Vampires Suck Trailer[/ame]

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    I totally want to see this moive.

    Thank you to the Twilight series for screwing up Vampires and werewolves for me.
     
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    Werewolves?
    Anthony Hopkins.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2lZwOQdMI"]YouTube- The Wolfman 2009 Trailer[/ame]
     
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    I think my favourite part of the trailer is where 'Edward' dramatically throws 'Bella' against the wall in order to 'save her' from his family. Amusing because they actually did that in the damn Twilight film.

    And damn Wolfman, it was supposed to be awesome but the ending left me cranky.
     
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    True Blood got vampires right, but DAMN did they screw up werewolves.

    Also, this movie looks like a hit for no other reason than I hate those Twilight films and any mockery no matter how bad will be entertaining.
     
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    Nothing beats Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire for me.

    But its an excellent idea to cash in on the Twilight parody.
     
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    I'm stealing this and posting it on my facebook.
     
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    Vampires Suck = Fail

    Twilight = Epic Fail

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    Is this a lesser of two evils thing? Because I have no interest in watching neither Twillight nor this.
     
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    I just really hope they stole jokes from sickipedia for this.
     
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    It'd be awesome if the movie touched down on the necrophilia and bestiality aspects of the Twilight series.
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I most definitely want to watch this. It looks hilarious.
     
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    I don't get who this is for-- Twilight fans will get mad, and everyone else will only get the jokes that they put in the trailer.

    These spoof movies drive me crazy!
     
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    This movie looks like it's going to SUCK, but I'm still going to see it because... well, why not?
     
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    Aiy..
    These spoof movies are embarassing.. They're often more of a waste of time than the ones they're based on.. Just.. horrible horrible slapstick slack jawed humor.
     
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    Personally I love twilight. I will admit that it is not intended to be loved as a comedy, but nevertheless...

    A friend and I went through and ANNOTATED
     
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    You must have found it had a lot of substance then. I just thought it was a cheesy abstinence analogy. Maybe I missed something.
     
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    No, she said it was an unintentional comedy. So stupid it was funny.
    That's why I liked Frankenfish.
     
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    Oh. damn internets and their easy potential for ambiguous interpretations!
    I just didn't think it was funny despite the cheesiness. Mainly because I have little sense of humor and hate everything and am a pretentious critic who takes myself way too seriously.
     
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    Well yes. But you have the nonthreateningshadowkitty as an avatar, of course.
     
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