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  1. Melkor

    Melkor Madman with a cause

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    (Well, earlier today my twisted little mind read one thread as 'Word assassination thread?, and as the words I live by decree, 'Why not?')

    Now, into character.




    *Spits on the ground*

    Welcome ye whingy gits!

    Is' here be Melkor's own er... Guild of Asssassins, and we here offer te' most valuable service of doing in any miserable gobswines ye dint' like!

    Lets us commence, which member would you like assassinated, and how? Why eent' needed, but it helps.(The 'YOU KNOW WHY' add on eent cheap!)
     
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  2. The Jester

    Jester.

    He's been stealing my girls.
     
  3. OP
    Melkor

    Melkor Madman with a cause

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    Jest' te add, Melkor is no responsible for any injury, negativity, guilt, uproar, discourse, illness or anything other then death that occurs as a direct result of using the service. All packages are non refundable, VIDEO TAPES IS EXTRA!

    Thank ee' for your continued support, and don't forget our motto!

    "Because who isn't better off dead?"
     
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    TinyBubbles anarchist

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  5. Feelings

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    Melkor

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    Stop being so selfess you tepid blooded fools!

    Think of all those people who would jump at a chance to do you in!

    Don't make me resort to my secondary job as *shudder! Stand in teddy bear. D:
     
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    just me 50 million degrees Celcius

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    You're not taking to your new job very well. Try calming down and taking a few deep breaths. Relax a bit. Practice. Practice.
     
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    the Si master race.
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    Assassinate notmeganfox.
     
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  12. Flavus Aquila

    Flavus Aquila Finding My Place in the Sun
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    It's times like this that censorship most makes sense.
     
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    ..........birds of prey excluded...........
     
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    *Creeps up behind Melkor, whips out his longsword and....* well you know the rest
     
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    Melkor

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    You can't assasinate me. I MADE THE BBC.

    Ah, also, Flavus, all new members receive a complimentary whisy flask and filler.:3
     
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    The Big Baby Club?

    You're just going to have to live out the rest of your life dead. Deal with it
     
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    Melkor

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    Way to insult the only good thing to come out of your country since the dawn of time:p

    Just for that, I'm going to assassinate you with butter.
     
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    Anybody else wants my bad romance?
     
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    Nixie Resurrected

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    Does it have to be a member? I would vote for Paris Hilton....
     
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