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Official assassination thread!

Melkor

Melkor

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(Well, earlier today my twisted little mind read one thread as 'Word assassination thread?, and as the words I live by decree, 'Why not?')

Now, into character.


*Spits on the ground*

Welcome ye whingy gits!

Is' here be Melkor's own er... Guild of Asssassins, and we here offer te' most valuable service of doing in any miserable gobswines ye dint' like!

Lets us commence, which member would you like assassinated, and how? Why eent' needed, but it helps.(The 'YOU KNOW WHY' add on eent cheap!)
 
Jest' te add, Melkor is no responsible for any injury, negativity, guilt, uproar, discourse, illness or anything other then death that occurs as a direct result of using the service. All packages are non refundable, VIDEO TAPES IS EXTRA!

Thank ee' for your continued support, and don't forget our motto!

"Because who isn't better off dead?"
 
assassinate me
 
Stop being so selfess you tepid blooded fools!

Think of all those people who would jump at a chance to do you in!

Don't make me resort to my secondary job as *shudder! Stand in teddy bear. D:
 
You're not taking to your new job very well. Try calming down and taking a few deep breaths. Relax a bit. Practice. Practice.
 
Assassinate notmeganfox.
 
We should carve open my bird carcass.
Dissect my feeble organs. Feed my insides to the wild.
 
Bird said:
We should carve open my bird carcass.
Dissect my feeble organs. Feed my insides to the wild.
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*guts Bird with his longsword*
 
..........birds of prey excluded...........
 
Assassinate melkor
 
You can't assasinate me. I MADE THE BBC.

Ah, also, Flavus, all new members receive a complimentary whisy flask and filler.:3
 
Melkor said:
You can't assasinate me. I MADE THE BBC
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The Big Baby Club?

You're just going to have to live out the rest of your life dead. Deal with it
 
Poetic Justice said:
The Big Baby Club?

You're just going to have to live out the rest of your life dead. Deal with it
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Way to insult the only good thing to come out of your country since the dawn of time:p

Just for that, I'm going to assassinate you with butter.
 
Anybody else wants my bad romance?
 
Does it have to be a member? I would vote for Paris Hilton....
 
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