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Shai Gar

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Gday, my name is Richard, I'll be your host during your stay at this profile.
This is my new summary, because I deleted the more amusing arrogant one.

Started 2010-07-07 17:57

I'm about as open minded as it's possible to be whilst being a Holopantheistic Deist with a strong belief in my own Awesomeness. I'm an Apatheist, which means an Atheist who doesn't give a shit about religion or any of the gods of any pantheon. What does this mean? Don't bloody contact me if you are or you're after some religious nut-job.

I'm an Imperialistic Fascist who believes that Capitalism failed in 1929, Socialism in 1989, and that Communism is a constant failure as evidenced by the complete lack of advancement throughout Aboriginal culture and history. When I take control of this country I'm going to do what no government has bothered to do throughout human history; Eradicate tax in favour of government owned private endeavours; Create well a thought out infrastructure for transport, education, health and the military; Slaughter every stupid fuck who has come out of the Australian Education System and still can't spell for shit; Introduce a Darwinist Social System that provides financial education and a single large lump sum support payment for everyone who can prove maturity and mental stability. Oh right, then I'll crown myself Emperor and shit all over human rights while annexing New Zealand, Indonesia, New Guinea and excluding and then nuking the shit out of Tasmania.

Wait... I said I wasn't going to write another egotistic farcical rant to entertain myself again.

Ahh fuck it. This is going to be egotistical every now and then.

I want to buy myself three townhouses and cut a giant hole in the ground for satanic rites the likes of which will burn the souls of humanity (those I don't own) into Valhalla. If you want me to own your soul then I'm more than willing to buy yours for $10 NZD. Oh, I've also got a sale going on shares on my own soul; 1,000,000,000,000 shares altogether, 30,000 available - 40GBP a share, with dividends paying out at 4.7% of my yearly post-tax income for the shares value.

I left Y12 two months in because I could no longer stand the hypocritical and ignorant bullshit that private school was teaching (The Australian Curriculum) and spent the last 9 years studying anything I wanted to study. Unfortunately they don't give out degrees for autodidacts so I've finally at long last decided that I want to go to University. I am going to study History with a minor in Politics, working part time as a private investigator. No, not one of those american "immortalised by the silver screen" sleazy guys, nor even the action packed gun toting guys, I'll be more like a cross between Riddler, Joker, Batman and Pennywise with the morality and personality of Q of the Continuum.

I'm sitting here surrounded by my greatest love in the world, Books. I've lined out what books I've got here with me in the "My Favourite" section, but I always want more and my blood pumps holding an antique book talking politics of the day, or history in a similar way that some mens blood pump when they're holding a beautiful woman. Not that my own blood doesn't pump when I'm holding a beautiful woman, but so far in my life I've not come across a woman who means as much to me as a first edition 1903 Such is Life. Not yet anyway. I think the only reason I want to become a billionaire is to set up my own Baroque Palatial Library with the time enough to read and explore the world as the books show it. I want to see the barracks of the Mamluks, the great private libraries of England and Continental Europe, the steppes of the Golden Horde, I want to walk down the streets of Ankor Wat and know the history of the place. But it's not just historically important places I want to explore, I'm an adventurer by nature and I'm an Urban Explorer as well. I'm lucky there that it doesn't take money to be an urban explorer, just eyes, a sense of adventure, and the research abilities necessary to find the private history of tunnels and buildings. Heh, that's actually part of the reason I want to study history, because of my love of the topic and my irresistible urge to explore through the ages through what they've left behind. It's not that hard to walk down the wrong street, see an interesting alley, walk down it and see an interesting facade on an obviously abandoned decrepit building. Interest surges and you want to go inside, but first you wander down to the local library to see what style of architecture it is and then who would have designed it in that city, when it was built to find out who owns it, and then explore it on paper before walking through it with a camera to record your adventure.

2010-07-07 23:01
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If you manage to keep some humanity and connection to your fellow man (even the "lesser" ones) in tack, you might have a good basis for something. It needs that balance to go along with your intelligent, honest, and pragmatic views. Interesting and entertaining read Shai.
 
Create well a thought out infrastructure for transport
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Should be "Create a well thought out..."
 
I mean your ideas are good but they often seem to lack humanity, or true caring for your fellow humans. Some of this can be written off as your quirky sense of humor I realize, but the "get the job done at all costs" attitude can definitely be seen. As an INFJ I have too much of that perhaps (the human caring perspective at all costs), as an ENTP you probably don't have enough. Balance is a key to any good idea or way of thinking. The Third Reich had some great ideas, but they also had a total lack of humanity and it turned ideals into abominations. Just an example there, not comparing.
 
By the way, how the hell do you use this new "tag" thing? They put it up while I was gone!
 
@Questingpoet: no worries. I've no idea about this humility crap still. Any ideas how I'm supposed to connect with my inferiors?
 
Shai Gar said:
@Questingpoet: no worries. I've no idea about this humility crap still. Any ideas how I'm supposed to connect with my inferiors?
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@Shai Gar: Ha! Start by calling them "my different but almost equals". It's hard I know, just breath....
 
*Breathe.

Most of them can't even spell the most basic of words, how are these cretins "almost equals"?
 
What is this profile for?
 
Shai Gar said:
*Breathe.

Most of them can't even spell the most basic of words, how are these cretins "almost equals"?
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Touche'--unlike some I can spell but often get overtaken by my "P" lack of caring for detail. Of course I wrote breath, not breathe.

And you must make allowances for those less (whatever) than you. Be it less intelligent, humorous, or clever each person has a quality, or qualities, we can learn from--if not admire. What do you think of the movie "Forrest Gump"? It contains some of these ideas.
 
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I must be channeling Jerry Lewis this morning. Words are beyond me apparently.
 
kita said:
What is this profile for?
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Dating profile


Questingpoet said:
Touche'--unlike some I can spell but often get overtaken by my "P" lack of caring for detail. Of course I wrote breath, not breathe.

And you must make allowances for those less (whatever) than you. Be it less intelligent, humorous, or clever each person has a quality, or qualities, we can learn from--if not admire. What do you think of the movie "Forrest Gump"? It contains some of these ideas.
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You're right. I have a social contract to my inferiors.
 
I like it, but I would add details about the kind of person you want to meet.
 
I think it's interesting, if a bit full of hubris. You have a few good points about the governments of the world and how we've tolerated too much incompetence, though your solutions are a bit draconian.

Will you really pay me $6.97 USD for my soul?
 
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