Men: how would you describe being a "modern" man today?

[Pin]

Do we get Corvettes?

Yeah.

 

[Will]

Yeah.

Time to colonize all the planets.

 

[Pin]

Time to colonize all the planets.

You can't colonize love!

 

[Will]

You can't colonize love!

No love. Only domination.

Order of business:

1) Assemble a mass army

2) Manufacture spaceships and spacecrafts

2a) Develop jet pack space suits and lightsabers for obvious reasons

3) Create main supply route from planet to planet

4) Launch spaceships for supply routes

4a) Launch smaller spacecrafts into planets

5) Build a small city on each planet, then expand

6) Monopolize space travel

7) Open bar and drink beer while “Rock You Like a Hurricane” is playing

 

[Reason]

Being a modern man feels like returning to the village that cast you out only to find that it set itself on fire. Whether that makes you cry or lean in to feel the warmth of those fires of destruction depends on the man. The only thing that is certain is that chaos abounds, with all it's opportunity and all it's horror.

 

[Pin]

 

[Reason]