If life gives you...

[AdmittedFreak]

...use it as a fuzzy self warming hot water bottle.

If life give you snow...

 

[floatingbridge]

...send it away in an envelope.

If life gives you a stalker...

 

[just me]

If life gives you a stalker, have him followed.

If life gives you difficulties,

 

[just me]

overcome them.

If life gives you less than your needs,

 

[TinyBubbles]

kick life in the groin

if life gives you waking nightmares

 

[AdmittedFreak]

Cast riddikulus and make them silly.

If life gives you werewolves

 

[Temporary]

Pick one if life gives everything.

 

[just me]

If life gives you everything, share it.

If life troubles your soul,

 

[TinyBubbles]

soothe it with some chamomile tea and soundtrack music

[video=youtube;unCVi4hYRlY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unCVi4hYRlY[/video]

if life gives you a terminal illness

 

[Switchgirl]

You fight back with all you've got and do all the crazy things that you thought were impossible

If life gives you an itchy bottom of your foot while you are wearing shoes in public

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

kick life's ass until ur foot stops itching.

if life gives you war?

 

[just me]

if life gives you war? Command it.

If live gives you boredom...

 

[Switchgirl]

Do something fun 'cause boredom sucks

If life gives you a misbehaving child

 

[Delta]

If life gives you a misbehaving child, remember the good times and try not to let your heart break too loudly.

If life gives you Star Wars Lego x

 

[Temporary]

Endure it if life gives you a total desperation.

 

[Delta]

Endure it if life gives you a total desperation.

Ok, fair enough, there are no right answers in this thread.. now propose another scenario so the cycle may continue x

 

[Temporary]

Ok, fair enough, there are no right answers in this thread.. now propose another scenario so the cycle may continue x

What do you want to express to my words, for I scream whenever someone is mute.

 

[Delta]

If life gives you half a heart x

 

[just me]

If life gives you half a heart, love with it.

If life gives you someone going against the grain

 

[apemon]

Join with the grain and be victorious!!

If life gives you a Pyrrhic victory - - - -