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Apple to Donate $9 Billion Owed in Tax Scheme to Build Tornado Shelters For Tornado Alley

Jobs returns from dead over outrage...
 
Tornado Joke on Internet Forum Considered Too Soon.
3 enraged and dozens believed startled.
 
HIS WIFE IS A BITCH
The story of a man who married his dog
 
NSA TO PROVIDE PERSONAL ASSITANT SERVICES TO EVERY INTERNET USER
"We are doing anyway" Director reports " I know your ex-wife menstrual cycle for crimmeny sake's"
 
Even though things aren't perfect in the rest of the world and we're probably all doomed, there's still a good chance that for you and everyone you know life will be just dandy today.
 
Star of NASA planet hunting falls idle due to Alien Sabotage








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In undated handout photo, an artist's rendition of the Kepler telescope, which broke down in May 2013


NASA said Thursday that its celebrated planet-hunting Kepler spacecraft, which broke down in May when a reaction wheel that controls its pointing failed, could not be fixed and would never again search for planets around other stars.

The disappointing news is dwarfed only by conclusive evidence of the damage having been caused by a concentrated, hyper-light speed particle beam originating from beyond our solar system. This brings to an end, for now, one phase of the most romantic of space dreams, the search for other Earths among the exoplanets of the Milky Way. NASA has already asked astronomers for ideas on how to use the hobbled spacecraft, whose telescope remains in perfect shape.
 
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Russia and The US sign a peace treaty on Syria today. The rest of the world is at arms with them.
 
Scientists Say They've Created A New Element Using Only Their Minds

Scientists hope that by psychically creating heavier and heavier elements, they will find a theoretical 'island of instability,' an undiscovered region in the periodic table where stable super-heavy elements with as yet unimagined magical uses might exist before collapsing and creating a universe devouring singularity.
 
Who needs to make this shit up, when we have the daily mail

WILL THE POLES GIVE PENSIONERS CANCER?

or

COULD HOODIES DESTROY BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

how about

COULD HEALTH & SAFETY GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?

and

[video=youtube;5eBT6OSr1TI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI[/video]
and
[video=youtube;HTu7GLfrmUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI[/video]
 
Half-Man murder's father
Cercy's shocking confession.
 
Jacobi's Attempt at World Domination Thwarted
 
''Thinking personality type underground take over of INFJ forums has achieved 100% success''

rofl
 
Deathjam said:
Who needs to make this shit up, when we have the daily mail

WILL THE POLES GIVE PENSIONERS CANCER?

or

COULD HOODIES DESTROY BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

how about

COULD HEALTH & SAFETY GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?

and

[video=youtube;5eBT6OSr1TI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI[/video]
and
[video=youtube;HTu7GLfrmUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI[/video]
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Tsk those fools at the hate mail have just got their sentences jumbled up. It should read:

CAN THE HOODIES BECOME TAXPAYERS?

CAN HEALTH AND SAFETY CURE THE CANCER OF PENSIONERS?

WILL BRITISH SOVEREINGTY DESTROY THE POLES?
 
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Breaking from Newsmax.com
Obama Mentions Area 51
President Barack Obama.

The commander-in-chief was discussing actress Shirley MacLaine, who wrote in a 2007 memoir that she saw UFOs, Obama Said

"Now, when you first become president, one of the questions that people ask you is, 'What's really going on in Area 51,'"

"When I wanted to know, I called Shirley MacLaine. I think I just became the first president to ever publicly mention Area 51."

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