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Shaqie
The Grandmaster in Disguise
Star of NASA planet hunting falls idle due to Alien Sabotage
In undated handout photo, an artist's rendition of the Kepler telescope, which broke down in May 2013
NASA said Thursday that its celebrated planet-hunting Kepler spacecraft, which broke down in May when a reaction wheel that controls its pointing failed, could not be fixed and would never again search for planets around other stars.
The disappointing news is dwarfed only by conclusive evidence of the damage having been caused by a concentrated, hyper-light speed particle beam originating from beyond our solar system. This brings to an end, for now, one phase of the most romantic of space dreams, the search for other Earths among the exoplanets of the Milky Way. NASA has already asked astronomers for ideas on how to use the hobbled spacecraft, whose telescope remains in perfect shape.
NASA said Thursday that its celebrated planet-hunting Kepler spacecraft, which broke down in May when a reaction wheel that controls its pointing failed, could not be fixed and would never again search for planets around other stars.
The disappointing news is dwarfed only by conclusive evidence of the damage having been caused by a concentrated, hyper-light speed particle beam originating from beyond our solar system. This brings to an end, for now, one phase of the most romantic of space dreams, the search for other Earths among the exoplanets of the Milky Way. NASA has already asked astronomers for ideas on how to use the hobbled spacecraft, whose telescope remains in perfect shape.
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Scientists Say They've Created A New Element Using Only Their Minds
Scientists hope that by psychically creating heavier and heavier elements, they will find a theoretical 'island of instability,' an undiscovered region in the periodic table where stable super-heavy elements with as yet unimagined magical uses might exist before collapsing and creating a universe devouring singularity.
Scientists hope that by psychically creating heavier and heavier elements, they will find a theoretical 'island of instability,' an undiscovered region in the periodic table where stable super-heavy elements with as yet unimagined magical uses might exist before collapsing and creating a universe devouring singularity.
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Who needs to make this shit up, when we have the daily mail
WILL THE POLES GIVE PENSIONERS CANCER?
or
COULD HOODIES DESTROY BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
how about
COULD HEALTH & SAFETY GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?
and
[video=youtube;5eBT6OSr1TI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI[/video]
and
[video=youtube;HTu7GLfrmUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI[/video]
WILL THE POLES GIVE PENSIONERS CANCER?
or
COULD HOODIES DESTROY BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
how about
COULD HEALTH & SAFETY GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?
and
[video=youtube;5eBT6OSr1TI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI[/video]
and
[video=youtube;HTu7GLfrmUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI[/video]
Tin Man
"a respectable amount of screaming"
Tsk those fools at the hate mail have just got their sentences jumbled up. It should read:
CAN THE HOODIES BECOME TAXPAYERS?
CAN HEALTH AND SAFETY CURE THE CANCER OF PENSIONERS?
WILL BRITISH SOVEREINGTY DESTROY THE POLES?
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