Enlightening Wrong Answer Game: Part 2

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How do you draw a blank?
 
If you don't rush into a relationship with a scumbag, you might miss out.

Why does boredom have to ruin things?
 
because you let it

Why do people eat so much junk food?
 
It reduces landfill and saves the environment.

What's the difference between a white elephant and the elephant in the room?
 
One is a financial strain and the other one is a psychological strain

Why did the elephant cross the road?
 
to carry the chicken safely across on its back

Why do they teach history in school?
 
So people can change it to their liking.

Should a Civil War site be kept private?
 
No, captain.

In white-water rafting, where did the term "shooting the rapids" come from?
 
Trick question swallows are always laden!

What is the difference between a sweet potato and a yam?
 
Dogs don't have the capacity for language, much less in their sleep.

What's a safe colour to dye my hair?
 
Because you can't read between the lines.

Why is enlightenment so difficult to attain?
 
Confusion over the role of volts, watts, amps and ohms.

So what are the things that are better left unsaid?
 
The rules of Monopoly.

Why is the Metric System not universal?
 
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