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An ENTP Conversation

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Shai Gar

ShaiGar the ENTP says (6:55 AM):
Gday

The other ENTP says (6:56 AM):
Hey!

ShaiGar the ENTP says (6:56 AM):
I'm awesome.

The other ENTP says (6:56 AM):
What a coincidence. I am awesome as well.

ShaiGar the ENTP says (6:57 AM):
this is astounding

The other ENTP says (6:58 AM):
Definitely. This encounter should be thoroughly documented and publicized in scientific literature, complete with boringly dense footnotes.

ShaiGar the ENTP says (6:59 AM):
It isn't?
I thought it was called the Law of Awesome.

ShaiGar the ENTP says (7:00 AM):
it's mathematically documented as ENTP = Fucking kickarse brilliant.

The other ENTP says (7:01 AM):
Oh, I remember reading that myself. I believe that the degree to which you are ENTP is positively correlated with awesomeness, or something like that. The Law of Awesome prevails over all. ENTP > all other types.

ShaiGar the ENTP says (7:02 AM):
oh fuck yes
INTJs are brilliant planners
ENTJs are brilliant leaders
INTPs are brilliant thinkers

But ENTPs are just brilliantly awesome people

The other ENTP says (7:03 AM):
Definitely! We're the fucking Captain Planet of the types! We're their powers combined.

The other ENTP says (7:04 AM):
And made more attractive, of course.

ShaiGar the ENTP says (7:04 AM):
We're Commander in Chief Awesome.
Captains such a lowly rank.
captain's

The other ENTP says (7:05 AM):
True, true. Perhaps World Emperor would be more fitting for us.

ShaiGar the ENTP says (7:05 AM):
I like the way you think.

The other ENTP says (7:07 AM):
The feeling is mutual. I'll have to smoke out a few INTJs and the rise of the ENTPs shall soon be at hand...
 
Typical ENTP conversation LOL. My roomate is an ENTP and he thinks he's awesome and I just say "aha, whatever" :D
 
If you kill an ENTP, do you go to heaven or hell?
 
Yield said:
If you kill an ENTP, do you go to heaven or hell?
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I think you become God(or at least that's what the other ENTP's would say :D)
 
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That statement is true, because we are gods, and thus cannot be killed.

We Rise, you're paralysed.
It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
 
Hahaha, that was very entertaining. I'm content with being a brilliant leader. :p

Also, I applaud you for having that coherent of a conversation at 7 am. *applause*
 
ENTPs are awesome.

ENFPs are awesomefuckingtastic!

:m059:
 
(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
 
Shai Gar said:
(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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That's what I call a multi-tasking mouth haha
 
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
 
HAHAHA
epic wins!
 
(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
 
Pssssssh. You wish :D
 
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