A MUCH NEEDED Trump Thread

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For those of you that don't know me, my name is Ezra of the #TeamErizon grassroots campaign.

We all know it. We've all seen it. Our country is under ATTACK. People are being PAID to PROTEST against our new LEADER! We in #TeamEzrizon CANNOT STAND seeing our COUNTRY fall into ANARCHY and DISPAIR.

THAT'S why WE'RE making a new THREAD where we expose the LIES that the LIBERAL MEDIA is SPOUTING. They have been WRONG all the time. They have been DECEITFUL. They have been MANIPULATIVE and UN-PATRIOTIC at EVERY chance they got!

So, this thread is now here for ME AND EVENTHORIZON ONLY to post THE TRUTH about SOCIALISTS and PAID PROTESTERS!

"Please don't" engage us. That would be "terrible"! We would get so mad!

HERE'S an EXAMPLE of the TRUTH about the LIBERAL MEDIA!

http://thefederalist.com/2016/10/03/republican-lies-bad-democrat-lies-okay/

Why is it OKAY to lie if you're a DEMOCRAT?

http://thefederalist.com/2017/02/08/whistleblower-planned-parenthood-had-dead-baby-quotas/

PLANNED PARENTHOOD must KILL babies EVERY DAY

Disclaimer: #TeamEzrion is a trademark owned by Ezra and @Eventhorizon. If you choose to besmirch it, we will see you in court.

YOU can join #TeamEzrizon today for an easy 6-month payment of $19.95. Send me or @Eventhorizon a DM and we will link you to our joint PayPal account. Thank you for your support!

Here's a little teaser for what's in store this March - we have a brand of vitamin pills coming out! They are designed to cleanse your body of the chemtrail toxins sprayed on us daily by the US government. You will find helpful supplements like biotin, omega-3, and vitamin D so that you can live a healthy everyday life.

Also, I would like to thank our sponsor Squarespace.com. Use the promo code "Ezrizon" to get 10% off your new website!

Stay STRONG fellow PATRIOTS!

 
I don't understand any of that stuff but this forum needs more threads like this about Trump related things. I made one too. But I might make more. There can never be enough.
 
It's time for another installment of the #TeamEzrizon radio broadcast - hosted this week by EZRA.
Check it out for your daily dose of patriotism and help to EXPOSE the LIBERAL MEDIA and WASHINGTON ELITE!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G0C1PXf8BP

I would like to thank our sponsor SquareSpace for helping to keep the show running. Please sign up today at SquareSpace.com and enter in the Promo Code "Ezrizon". Thank you and JOIN THE MOVEMENT for a BRIGHTER FUTURE!
 
GOD BLESS YOU YOUNG PATRIOT!

TO HELL WITH ALL MUSLAMS, LET FREEDOM RING!!!!!

THE RISE OF BIG OIL IS HERE AND THE RISE TO AMERICAN FASCISM IS LAW!!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!! (rises hand in air in certain third reich fashion)

ALL WOMEN AND NON-WHITES CAN NOW ETERNALLY SHUT UP!!!!
 
GOD BLESS YOU YOUNG PATRIOT!

TO HELL WITH ALL MUSLAMS, LET FREEDOM RING!!!!!

THE RISE OF BIG OIL IS HERE AND THE RISE TO AMERICAN FASCISM IS LAW!!!!! HAIL TRUMP!!!! (rises hand in air in certain third reich fashion)

ALL WOMEN AND NON-WHITES CAN NOW ETERNALLY SHUT UP!!!!

HELLO PATRIOT,
Thank you for the sentiment! Be careful not to bring this thread off-topic. It's OK right now because you COMPLIMENTED our CAUSE!
We have never said that MUSLAMS should be BANNED from coming into our country. We're just saying that people from MUSLAM countries (wink wink) should STAY OUT!
NAZIS are NOT WELCOME! They are GERMAN and a part of the OLD WORLD. NOT OK!

Our vitamin pills may or may not contain oil.
 
Interesting thread. Unneeded I think. Also you can leave me out as being part of it. You did not ask me and I am not interested.
Have fun with your satire.
 
Hey gang,
There's a RUMOR floating around that @Eventhorizon is not longer a part of #TeamErizon - this is NOT TRUE.
We speak on a REGULAR BASIS, and we are stronger than ever!
Signed,
Ezra of "TeamEzrizon
I'm hoping that I don't need to end up blocking you. I'm not sure how or why this came about but again, satire is fine but leave me out and stop speaking for me.
 
OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON THE STATUS OF TEAM EZRIZON



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Though I was never asked I have decided to join the team. Just now. I was not part of the team previously.

My pay for being part of said team will be that of $1,000,000 US dollars for every comment I make in this thread due immediately up posting of said comment. Also, from now on my posts will only be that of monkey emojis for this particular endeavour.
@ezra I'll be expecting my first payment soon.
 
Though I was never asked I have decided to join the team. Just now. I was not part of the team previously.

My pay for being part of said team will be that of $1,000,000 US dollars for every comment I make in this thread due immediately up posting of said comment. Also, from now on my posts will only be that of monkey emojis for this particular endeavour.
@ezra I'll be expecting my first payment soon.

Wait, you don't make that already? I make like $1.5 mil per post here ...
 
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Interesting thread. Unneeded I think. Also you can leave me out as being part of it. You did not ask me and I am not interested.
Have fun with your satire.
On the contrary, I think we could effectively discredit Trump, the alt right, and the right wing media. No one has had the brains to do it properly... I'm half tempted to tear down Trump the effective and intelligent way... sweeping this thread away in the back-draft.

hmmmm
 
On the contrary, I think we could effectively discredit Trump, the alt right, and the right wing media. No one has had the brains to do it properly... I'm half tempted to tear down Trump the effective and intelligent way... sweeping this thread away in the back-draft.

hmmmm
Do it!
 
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