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  • /cough but that's a good thing if your co-worker is rather cute, honestly. :p Too bad he's a prick >( What did he do?
    Close your eyes.

    ...take a deep breath....

    Imagine the cupcake. Imagine the soft, hot, warm, freshly baked cupcake. Imagine the smell of it....

    Imagine the topping. Imagine the bright green frosting tempting you with its sweet smell. Imagine the green sprinkles. Ignore the probably unfortunate association with nuclear, and the slightly minty flavor of it.

    FROM NOW ON YOU SHALL SEE ME AS ONE BIG FLYING MUFFIN. ONE WHICH IS INEDIBLE.

    You can open your eyes now.

    /hides
    Aaaaaawwwww

    Soooooo Cuuu--- WHAT?

    NO. DEAR GOD. DEAR GLORIOUS, MERCIFUL GOD.

    No.

    There are some fatally flawed people. Physically disadvantageous, losing the genetic lottery, unluckily talented in other areas. In other words, completely undesirable to look at. Or rather, HORRENDOUS. No matter what race or ethnicity.

    I, for one, consider myself one of those.
    So, you can close your eyes. In fact, I should command you to.
    You can close your eyes again.
    Aaaaaaaaaaw... So C--uuum....... WHAT?

    NO. DEAR GOD. NO.

    Let me tell you, that's a fatally flawed assumption you have there. Don't let those pop idols and moe icons and whatever muddled your mind...... NO.

    Asians aren't always cute. There's always some people with......unlucky genes, genetic flaw, or simply losing the genetic lottery.

    I, for one, consider myself as one of those.

    You can close your eyes again now.
    Tsk.
    *Uses a brush to pretend to smoke pipe and blow the smoke*
    Hugs, the ultimate expression of humanity! The ultimate truth! WHY DON'T YOU--

    ahem. Pardon me. Sure, no harm done. You don't want to be hugged. Forget what PAIN your refusal has afflicted me. Carry on. I'm fine. Hmph.

    Anyway. Cute. Do you know that Eeyore's cute in his sulkiness?
    *Blows another imaginary smoke*
    naaaah, I prefer listening more than debating. All disagreement will be kept inside for me to wangst about in my spare time. Promise!

    Awwww, but hugging is-- *stabbed* how about patting on the head instead? I'm compromising here.... :p
    my, do brood :D

    And remarking about the nature of the universe is something I wouldn't mind to listen, actually. If you don't mind.
    We might see another Halo game yes, my channeling has told me we will also see a halo movie, it will be terrible.

    Great changes all around, in a bad sense, at least on the surface. Economic, political, natural occurences etc.

    I might be overly negative though, maybe we will highten our positive chakras and be saved by pleadans who live in the 4th imension, but then again I don't believe in that new age bullshit :p
    Well, the general opinion is that it will end on dec 21 2012. Isn't the hobbit due to be released before december? If not, you're fucked :D

    Also I don't believe the world will end, I believe we will see major changes the coming years. If anything significant will happen on december 21, I don't know or believe,. but who knows...
    Even among the wolves and eagles one has need of the lowly, the common, the plain itchy, venomous, unpulchritudinous maggots such as I. ;p

    Besides, my last Melkor caught a scottish contagion and had to be put down.
    Thank you for the comment on my avatar! xD Gotta love him in some strange way. And I'd say gotta love Death Note, but I haven't finished it.. I will though!
    Darn! Yeah I have the same problem.

    I thought you could help me out.

    What is also equally annoying is that often, people such as yourself, who are most likely even more cute than I am, find me annoying for being cute when, it's just who I am.

    Eh, whatever. I'm nice. I like that.

    I like making people smile... I like that too.

    I guess I'm cute. Oh well.

    I only don't like when people look at me with suspicious eyes for being myself. So I suppose I then try to come from a different angle with said people... but it is then that I fail. I am probably not making any sense. Oh well. I still like you. I will still visit your page since you previously said thats okay. If your tolerance for cute people rises or falls, please tell me. K. Thanks.
    Teach me how to be hardcore and completely uncute? It could be an interesting challenge.
    If I promise not to post cute pictures or emoticons on your profile, can I still visit it please? You have thoroughly intrigued me.
    I said ALMOST useless. You amuse me so that's like being useful. In fact, there is no loftier goals in the heavens. You're practically Prometheus. All we need now is Chianti, an eagle and fava beans.

    don't mind me. I'm a strange girl.
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