Who's your forum dream date ;D . . .

[hush]

I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to know what kind of smells @Milktoast Bandit makes...!

Whatever. I smell amazing. Back when I first joined this forum, in some smell thread, I mentioned how I like to get sweaty and sniff my pheromones. So that proves it. I smell great! My pheromones are top shelf!



...Jerk

BUTTERMILK.

@Milktoast Bandit

Eau de Milky:

What is going on in here ladies!? My pants better not get washed! I haven't washed them once in the two years I've had them. Who knows how long it had been before I got them. I stole them off of a passed out homeless guy. There was dirt, blood, and Old English stains and copious amounts of stink on them when I got them. I've since added my own flavors. Greasy ointments, pumpkin, Twinkie innards, barbeque sauce, mildew, salmonella, the juice from a pack of lil smokies, cinnamon bun Oreo crumbs, child vomit, butter, guinea pig feces, drool from when I was eating candy corn and couldn't keep the fluids in, fart sauce, testicle sweat, dried skin flakes, stink bugs, whatever was on the floor that time I got drunk and fell in a gas station bathroom, marshmallow cream, whiskey, boogers, my man seed and gasoline.

I expect them to be returned asap, unwashed and hopefully you let out a toot or two. I won't be upset if you accidently get some mayonnaise or cat pee on them. It's very cold at work today without them.

 

[Wyote]

All I know for sure is that I apparently have to break out my trusty katana and fight @Wyote for @Bellosome and @sassafras , all while possibly being greased up in the Thunderdome

I think I just had a stroke

 

[Free]

All I know for sure is that I apparently have to break out my trusty katana and fight @Wyote for @Bellosome and @sassafras , all while possibly being greased up in the Thunderdome

I call dibs on getting hushy all greased up!

 

[sassafras]

Holy fudgesicles, I missed a LOT

Wtf happened in here...

All I know for sure is that I apparently have to break out my trusty katana and fight @Wyote for @Bellosome and @sassafras , all while possibly being greased up in the Thunderdome

I think I just had a stroke

I call dibs on getting hushy all greased up!

This is EXACTLY the kind of content I come back here for.

 

[Free]

This is EXACTLY the kind of content I come back here for.

Well if that's how I have to bait you and your fantastic ass, then my creepiness is gonna get a lot worse.

 

[Wyote]

This is EXACTLY the kind of content I come back here for.

Well if that's how I have to bait you and your fantastic ass, then my creepiness is gonna get a lot worse.

 

[sassafras]

Well if that's how I have to bait you and your fantastic ass, then my creepiness is gonna get a lot worse.

My ass and myself welcome that.

 

[hush]

I call dibs on getting hushy all greased up!

 

[hn87c901]

Ummm...I am at the top of everyone's murder list.

On another note i tried to read through this thread to make sense of it. Now I am even more confused.

Youre not on my murder list. Wait...i dont have a murder list.

 

[Littlelissa]

Lord, where do you all find these giffs?

 

[hush]

Lord, where do you all find these giffs?

The internet is a treasure trove of horrors and wonders c:

 

[hush]

Youre not on my murder list. Wait...i dont have a murder list.

*suspicions intensify*

 

[Wyote]

Lord, where do you all find these giffs?

 

[Flavus Aquila]

@Flavus Aquila & @Skarekrow

Anything really , drink and a game of pool? I'm sure we'd much to talk about.

Actually, discussing philosophy while playing snooker (on the full sized table) was how I spent many a lunch as an undergraduate.

 

[hush]

Most accurate picture of me I've ever laid my eyes upon.

 

[hn87c901]

Most accurate picture of me I've ever laid my eyes upon.

Are they knobbley knees?

 

[Wyote]

Most accurate picture of me I've ever laid my eyes upon.

I always envision you as a hot red rock

 

[hn87c901]

I always envision you as a hot red rock

And sassy.

 

[hush]

I always envision you as a hot red rock

And sassy.

Behold, my very neat, careful coloring job



#SassyRockStuff

 

[Wyote]

@hush hahahaha perfect