Titles of Books I want to write

The affection of killers - interraction between humans and cats/dogs as pets
The love of a good woman can't beat a good cigar - want to write as an advertisement for Habana cigars so that they sponsor me, or give me lots and lots more Montecristos #4's
Democracy has failed - my declaration of intent to becoming an emperor and wiping out democracy
Genocide: the universal solution - a book on how genocide can save a lot of the worlds problems.
ABC's of bigotry - a humorous look at bigotry and name calling, in a children style book
Milly the Dog - similar vein to spot the dog, only milly is a vicious giant mutant chihuaha and attacks children
The Mythology of Ur - an anthropological book on the mythology, rituals and influences of Ur, about the gods shaigar, sygost and others (bullshit)
The War of the Orange Purplies - an anthropological book about the war set in the 820's in eastern europe between two cities (also bullshit)