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Shai Gar
We've taught the puppy not to bite. It took us a while because, like all teething animals they like to chew on things. Your feet, your books, your bed, your arm, your couch, doesn't matter, all they want to do is chew.
Goddamn chainsaw tongue monster is what we made.
This fucking thing won't stop licking. Even when she's sitting down staring at you, her tongue is going in and out of her mouth licking air. I hate puppies. She's more than a year old and she won't grow up or stop showing me affection.
I want a damn cat. They'll show you affection, and then go do their own thing.
This chainsaw tongue won't stop licking.
Goddamn chainsaw tongue monster is what we made.
This fucking thing won't stop licking. Even when she's sitting down staring at you, her tongue is going in and out of her mouth licking air. I hate puppies. She's more than a year old and she won't grow up or stop showing me affection.
I want a damn cat. They'll show you affection, and then go do their own thing.
This chainsaw tongue won't stop licking.
F*CKING F*CKING F*CKING F*CK!
C*NTING C*NTER OF A C*NT!
C*NTING C*NTER OF A C*NT!