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"Researchers find 'official' funniest jokes of all time"

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    bad jokes

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/-/world/8180554/reserachers-funniest-jokes-all-time/

     
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    Most are pretty meh, but I liked this one:
    The #1 joke actually made me sad, just a little ;).
     
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    My Grandfather said to me on his deathbed 'You selfish boy...' and not long afterwards I became a fishmonger.
     
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    For the 'official top 50' most of these are pretty mediocre.

    This one made me smile though:
    26. I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

    and I'd love to see a duck do this:
    31. 'So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
     
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    most of them are pretty lame but i got a smile out of a couple of them. i used to have a real interest in terrible jokes and kind of collected them but for some reason i can't remember most of them anymore. i had this one that was like "what happened to joyce mayne" (a local australian whitegoods store owner who frequently appeared on her own television ads) and the answer was "kelvinator" (a refrigerator brand), and i thought it was hilarious and told everyone i met. i never seemed to find it less funny, but i'm sure they thought i was very annoying.
     
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    A duck walks in to a grocery store and asks "Do you have any duck food?" The shopkeeper politely states "No, we don't have any duck food." The duck goes home.

    Next day the duck walks in again and asks "Do you have any duck food?" The shopkeeper replies "No, we don't have any duck food." in a rather irritated tone. The duck again walks home.

    Next day the duck wanders into the store again and asks for duck food. The shopkeeper yells "No, we don't have any duck food and if you ask again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The duck runs out of the store.

    Next day the duck comes back and asks "Do you have any nails?" The shopkeeper replies "No we don't have any nails."

    The duck then looks up and says "Great, do you have any duck food?"
     
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    "34. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

    *snort* :m090:
     
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    Hehe, that is kind of funny ;) And I know what you mean, sometimes jokes are so bad you can't help but crack a smile - if only at the fact that someone thought them up :p
     
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    that was cute =)
     
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