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Quotes from Family Members

Dad: I had a girl friend in South Africa I loved her...

Then again she was ever bodies girlfriend.

FYI She was a prostitute.

Me sis: Hi dad
Dad: Wow your bosoms have gotten big.

Me: I am gonna get my belly button pierced.
Dad: Noooooooooo
Me: Huh?
Dad: Not the most innocent part of your body!


Oh there are soo much more. From my dad.

One time aunt and stepfather got into a really intense argument about airline luggage.
They were so angry at eachother LOL.
 
Sister: I got no buttons! (After having buttoned up a PJ shirt and having one hole left but a button missing. She's buttoned it wrong. She was like...5?)
 
"I wonder if I can buy Fart Credits? You know, like Carbon Credits. I'll call it crap and trade!" Dad, ENTP

"NPR is a little liberal, kinda like Stalin was a little into killing people." Dad, ENTP

"We're on the deck right now. Yeah, we're trying to drink enough scotch so that we can't feel the mosquitoes biting us." Mom, INFP (my parents live in Minnesota)

"I'm perfectly buzzed... I'm ready for surgery!" Mom, INFP

"If we were the same gender, I would totally want to borrow that shirt." Brother, ENTP

My Granny says to my cousin after he revealed his Cross tattoo (he's in a Christian Rock band), "Well, that's nice...why didn't you get something nice, like a kitty-cat?"
 
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