Oorts Cloud - A universal conspiracy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oorts_Cloud (wrote the uri from memory, if it doesn't work, google it)

Does anybody else believe that there's a giant conspiracy from all the other species in the universe to keep humans on earth away from everyone else, since we've shown little else but contempt for anything different, and violent reactions towards?

A sort of universal prison... It could be there to keep Xenu in, until I am powerful enough to turn the cloud into hydrogen vapour with my psychic blasts...(muahahaha, noone will stop the re-re-re-emergance of Xenu)



Seriously though... seems awfully like a prison, not even Captain Solo flying a death star could get us out of that thing.

 

We had a UFO fly over us in Iraq, the whole FOB saw it, big triangular craft, noisy as fuck. The Air Force liaison didn't know who or what it was, and we were air status red (weather so bad no one could fly). We kept in regular tower contact, and our time never deviated from the other FOBs on the network, so we just declared it to be the first Alien/Airborne Infantry encounter in recorded history, donned the Foil caps and underwear the cooks passed out to those who asked as PPE (personnel protective equipment) and went the rest of the night normally.... as normal as guards walking around in foil pointed caps and underwear can.

I suspect the air force uses them for something, and someone was bored and decided to play games with us to see if we would panic. All fun and games, and higher command didn't seem too interested in it.