Hi babes. Hi studs.
*licks antannae back*
I've just been crawling on the floor in the bathroom.
Hey... *puts arm around random guy's shoulders* you come here often?
I know, I know, you're wondering how a catch like me could be single.
I know. *shakes head and jiggles legs around at the same time* I wonder the same thing. All the time.
Just too intimidatingly gorgeous I guess. Mmmm, what is that lovely aroma under the table? Old gum? Mmmmm. So, studmuffin - you interested?
(hahahahahahaha - this is WAY more fun than I imagined, hee, hee!)
(Ready, you're going to have to be really creative on this one - you are now James Bond's Martini!)