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Could You Be A Serial Killer?

Buy a boat. Lure people onto it for a cruise. Take them way out to see in an area with a current that flows outward. Throw them off. Keep the boat out of their reach until they fatigue and drown. Done. No signs of struggle, no DNA samples, nothing. The only thing you'd have to do is park your boat in several different places with no cameras, so you can say you let the person off at one of the other locations if asked. Simple. Elegant.
The trouble is that they are likely to tell people "I'm going on a cruise with VH". The person would be reported missing, and since the dock would be the last known place that victim was seen, it is likely the waters would be searched. If the body is found, it doesn't quite add up that you dropped victim off at the dock, nobody else was there to see it, then they end up dead in the middle of the water. You'd be pretty fucked.

It is far better if NOBODY knows that you're involved with victim at all. Far better that your name is never even brought up. I would agree that disposal of the body is prudent. No body, no murder. I would find a way to degrade the body down to bones only. Some sort of acid perhaps? Feed the pieces to animals? Drop pieces off in the water? Incineration? Once you have just the bones, I would mash the teeth into powder so dental records cannot be used to identify the body. Then scatter the bones in multiple different places.

You will need a remote location to work so that your disposal activities are not noticed.

If you don't want to risk fucking around with the body and getting their DNA all over yourself, your clothes, and your work location, then find out when victim will be in a place with no witnesses, and use gunshot wounds to the head. Use a silencer and pick up your shell casings. When you dispose of the gun, make sure there are no fingerprints on the unfired bullets, cartridge, or any other parts you may have touched while cleaning the gun. And burn the clothes you were wearing at the time of murder because there may be victim DNA on it.
 
The trouble is that they are likely to tell people "I'm going on a cruise with VH". The person would be reported missing, and since the dock would be the last known place that victim was seen, it is likely the waters would be searched. If the body is found, it doesn't quite add up that you dropped victim off at the dock, nobody else was there to see it, then they end up dead in the middle of the water. You'd be pretty fucked.

It is far better if NOBODY knows that you're involved with victim at all. Far better that your name is never even brought up. I would agree that disposal of the body is prudent. No body, no murder. I would find a way to degrade the body down to bones only. Some sort of acid perhaps? Feed the pieces to animals? Drop pieces off in the water? Incineration? Once you have just the bones, I would mash the teeth into powder so dental records cannot be used to identify the body. Then scatter the bones in multiple different places.

You will need a remote location to work so that your disposal activities are not noticed.

If you don't want to risk fucking around with the body and getting their DNA all over yourself, your clothes, and your work location, then find out when victim will be in a place with no witnesses, and use gunshot wounds to the head. Use a silencer and pick up your shell casings. When you dispose of the gun, make sure there are no fingerprints on the unfired bullets, cartridge, or any other parts you may have touched while cleaning the gun. And burn the clothes you were wearing at the time of murder because there may be victim DNA on it.

Heh, you must think I'm an amatuer.
 
This thread makes me want to watch Dexter.
 
1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male. Okay.

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range. I have no idea.

3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers. No. Not really, no.

4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families. No.

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. Uh... partially.

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. No.

7. They hate their fathers and mothers. No.

8. They are commonly abused as children
 
Just thought of something that pisses me off. LYING about iq. [MENTION=708]VH[/MENTION] you never got a 150 on an iq test. If you were in a room with 1000 people that would make you smarter than all of them.

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According to this list I have 87% of the qualities that make a serial killer.
 
1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male.

Yessir

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the bright-normal range.

130, as of a few years ago.

3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.

Had trouble until I got my hands on my meds. I do have some difficulty with jobs, and I've worked unskilled labor

4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families.

Not really...

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.

More like a 50's household. Dad is ENTJ, mom is ISFJ

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.

Nope

7. They hate their fathers and mothers.

I dislike my Dad at times, and like my mom at times. Other than that, I don't really feel for them.

8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.

Not really... my brother bullied me, but I was always bigger than most.

9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.

LOL The only reason there's a no for this is because of the wait times in canada's healthcare system.

10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.

Only once.

11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.

Eesh. No.

12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.

Yup! xD

13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.

Indifferent

14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

Every now and then, I get these urges. They're strange, primal urges. Like my Ne wants me to explore something, but my Ti and it's values resist.

15.Some were involved in petty crimes, such as theft, fraud, vandalism, dishonesty or similar offenses.

Yeah, I had sticky fingers. and I broke things. and I lied, quite a bit.

16. They were frequently bullied as children.

Noope. Again, bigger than most. If anything, I bullied them.



So that's 7 for yes, a couple for no, and the rest are kind of murky.
 
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1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male. Yes.

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range. Yes.

3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers. No. Maintained 3.8-3.9 gpa while in college and graduate school.

4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families. No.

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. No. I have a wonderful family.

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. No.

7. They hate their fathers and mothers. I love my parents.

8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member. Yes, abused by cousin.

9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems. My parents considered it, but I did not spend any time in an institution and they did not seriously consider it after I reached the age 12 or 13.

10. They have high rates of suicide attempts. None.

11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.
I do not look at porn; the first time I saw it was age 30 and it didn't appeal to me.

12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12. No.

13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting. Yes. I started a house fire and a forest fire at ages 8 and 11.

14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures. No.

15.Some were involved in petty crimes, such as theft, fraud, vandalism, dishonesty or similar offenses. Yes, around 11 or 12.

16. They were frequently bullied as children. Not frequently, but a bit more than occasionally.

4 out of 16. Not Likely. But I do like Dexter :D
 
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1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male. Yes.

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range. Mine is 152
3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers. used to work them but would rather die than carry on doing them.
4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families. Super yes

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. kept as slave by mother

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. All have been alcoholic, mentally ill but not too much crime.

7. They hate their fathers and mothers. I have bonded with my dad for the first time over the last year.

8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member. Not sexual but otherwise yes.

9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems. Was nearly put in care three times by my mother but that had nothing to do with health. I had problems but hid them till I was 18

10. They have high rates of suicide attempts. Can't count, more than 50 easily.

11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.
Was but not anymore.

12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12. haven't wet the bed since i was 6, never had a wet dream either.

13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting. Used to burn everything and smash up things.

14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures. I related more to them, so no never.


15.Some were involved in petty crimes, such as theft, fraud, vandalism, dishonesty or similar offenses. Thieved, frauded, vandised but not really dishonest as i was never spoken to.



16. They were frequently bullied as children. Had nothing but bullying, once had my eye smashed in (by 9 lads), which has fucked my eye sight.

I am not a killer though.
Problem with statistics is that they are numbers not reality, patterns are not facts just guides.
 
This thread REEEEEALLY makes me wanna watch DEXTER!!! :m169:
 
The trouble is that they are likely to tell people "I'm going on a cruise with VH". The person would be reported missing, and since the dock would be the last known place that victim was seen, it is likely the waters would be searched. If the body is found, it doesn't quite add up that you dropped victim off at the dock, nobody else was there to see it, then they end up dead in the middle of the water. You'd be pretty fucked.

It is far better if NOBODY knows that you're involved with victim at all. Far better that your name is never even brought up. I would agree that disposal of the body is prudent. No body, no murder. I would find a way to degrade the body down to bones only. Some sort of acid perhaps? Feed the pieces to animals? Drop pieces off in the water? Incineration? Once you have just the bones, I would mash the teeth into powder so dental records cannot be used to identify the body. Then scatter the bones in multiple different places.

You will need a remote location to work so that your disposal activities are not noticed.

If you don't want to risk fucking around with the body and getting their DNA all over yourself, your clothes, and your work location, then find out when victim will be in a place with no witnesses, and use gunshot wounds to the head. Use a silencer and pick up your shell casings. When you dispose of the gun, make sure there are no fingerprints on the unfired bullets, cartridge, or any other parts you may have touched while cleaning the gun. And burn the clothes you were wearing at the time of murder because there may be victim DNA on it.
Pigs. If you have access to a pig farm, they will eat all of your evidence. Bones and all. If they are hungry they will make great time doing it too.
 
*watches with [MENTION=2800]detectivepope[/MENTION]*
 
1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male.

I am male.

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the bright-normal range.

I never saw the use of taking a serious IQ test. Mental masturbation isn't really my thing. It's generally assumed that I'm intelligent though. (Actually, I took a MENSA practice test. I didn't think it was that hard. But it was a practice test)

3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.

I did poorly in school up until college, where it started to matter. I never had a job.

4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families.

Family is surprisingly crazy but also stable.

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.

Nope. Pop's around. And my mom is very...open about what I'm doing wrong but she's not domineering.

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.

Yes.

7. They hate their fathers and mothers.

Nope.

8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.

Depends on how you qualify it.

9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.

No.

10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.

Never attempted.

11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.

Depends on what you mean by "intensely". I'd say no though.

12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.

Nope.

13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.

Fire is beautiful. Very beautiful. But I know the affects and the damage it causes, fire is not a plaything.

14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

No.

15.Some were involved in petty crimes, such as theft, fraud, vandalism, dishonesty or similar offenses.

We all have childhoods, haha.

16. They were frequently bullied as children.

Yes.



So. What do ya think guys? Wanna get to know me?
 
I think that list should be titled: the most common traits of serial killers that have been profiled.
 
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