coconut or banana? Banana wins by far. Coconuts are....o-kaaaay, but they don't have the texture, flavor, and versatility of banana. AND the phallic imagery of someone swallowing a banana.....and cutting them little by little! Priceeeeless!
blue or red? I think Red. Especially if in its pastel tone (pink)
jeans or trousers? Jeans. They can be worn longer. I love my trousers, but in my city they get dirty quickly.
check or stripes? stripes.
What's your favorite animal?
Watched any movie recently?
Green or yellow?
Flood or earthquake?