"I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes."
I read somewhere that Michelangelo took a lot of breaks to find his inspiration while painting the Sistine Chapel but my Google-fu fails me.
Told someone I was overcoming depression. They told me I was wrong. Then I thought about it and said to myself, "Lol. Wtf do they know?"
THE ABYSS STARED BACK.NO END TO THE DEPRAVITY OF THE HUMAN SOUL IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAYTHINGS AND WE PLAYIN' PATTY CAKE.