First time I had indigestion where I felt I was having a heart attack at work, I left right then and walked to the corner bar. Asked for two shots and a glass of water at the bar. When she came back with the water, I asked for two more shots. Downed them and asked for a single shot. Ordered a sixth and the guy next to me said, "Mister, if you don't stop what you are doing, you are going to fall off that bar stool and hurt yourself." I said, "Sir, I feel like I'm going to die, so that really doesn't matter to me right now." Drank the sixth shot down and the heart attack feeling went away. Walked back to work and told them I wasn't going to die. Walked home and was in the bed for a nap. I learned about Rolaids when I talked to the doctor the next day.
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