TUBULAR Presidential Candidate Discussion 2016

[Tin Man]

Dude! this is not very chill, chihuahuas are a regal breed of dogs and the only indigenous breed in the Americas...are you anti Aztec?

"Among other findings, the analysis determined that the Chihuahua is actually a type of large rodent, selectively bred for centuries to resemble a canine."

Eat it bro. DNA Study Finds Chihuahuas Aren't Dogs

Woah woah woah, slow down the gravy train, bro!

Rick Wareheim is a bad man. Last night I saw him hanging around the 5 and dime selling used condoms, yelling "future celebrities! come buy yourselves some future celebrities!" How's that chill, bro?

I know, right? It's like, a smear tactic! Total Team Jacob over there, man!

Oh oh, I see how it is. You hate celebrities just like Heidecker hates America. You and HeilHitlerdecker want to take everything great about our beautiful country and turn into another Canada or worse, Europe.

 

[j654dgj7]

"Among other findings, the analysis determined that the Chihuahua is actually a type of large rodent, selectively bred for centuries to resemble a canine."

Eat it bro. DNA Study Finds Chihuahuas Aren't Dogs

Yet another lie brought on by the big dog lobby, bro. Don't believe it, Mr. Man!

Oh oh, I see how it is. You hate celebrities just like Heidecker hates America. You and HeilHitlerdecker want to take everything great about our beautiful country and turn into another Canada or worse, Europe.

Europe? Or it's on, broheim!

Wareheim once said "I would love to turn the whole world into France! My whole family is French, and I eat a lot of stinky cheese!"
Rick - bad for America, bad for America. I mean, bad for America, bad for America. I mean, dammit! Bad for America, bad for the working man!

Rick once rode a horse and said "I hate everyone except the French!". He smokes bananas, too.

Vote for Heidecker, a true hero and egg-nog boy!

Also, Ted Cruz. Right? Woah.

[video=youtube;LYhrYHmUPn0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYhrYHmUPn0[/video]

 

[Tin Man]

Yet another lie brought on by the big dog lobby, bro. Don't believe it, Mr. Man!



Europe? Or it's on, broheim!

Wareheim once said "I would love to turn the whole world into France! My whole family is French, and I eat a lot of stinky cheese!"
Rick - bad for America, bad for America. I mean, bad for America, bad for America. I mean, dammit! Bad for America, bad for the working man!

Rick once rode a horse and said "I hate everyone except the French!". He smokes bananas, too.

Vote for Heidecker, a true hero and egg-nog boy!

Also, Ted Cruz. Right? Woah.

Heidecker isn't a hero and he isn't American. He isn't even human. Where's the birth certificate bro? Huh? I'l tell you where, it's on 9/11eia. A world filled with terrorists and french fry eating motherless sons of bastards.

Jason Mraz? What is that some sort of commie European name? Of course you'd let your ears be polluted by that filth.

[video=youtube;EPhWR4d3FJQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ[/video]

 

[j654dgj7]

Heidecker isn't a hero and he isn't American. He isn't even human. Where's the birth certificate bro? Huh? I'l tell you where, it's on 9/11eia. A world filled with terrorists and french fry eating motherless sons of bastards.

Jason Mraz? What is that some sort of commie European name? Of course you'd let your ears be polluted by that filth.

Eric Wearheim endorsed the Taliban after 9/11, bro. Didn't you know? He went to Iran and organized the "Death to America" groups, bro!

Wareheim eats yoghurt and calls it "goghurt". How can a man like that run the free world of America, bro?

Mraz is a chill dude, don't go after the Jase! He's more American than Arby's!

Vote for Heidecker or someone else that isn't WARheim! Heidecker '20!

He will buy you donuts.

 

[Tin Man]

Wareheim eats yoghurt and calls it "goghurt". How can a man like that run the free world of America, bro?

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Nah bro, I'm out. You went too far. People who call yoghurt goghurt are monsters. They're a living embodiment that there is a god and it hates us.

A true bro would never say that. You...you're an antibro.

 

[j654dgj7]

Nah bro, I'm out. You went too far. People who call yoghurt goghurt are monsters. They're a living embodiment that there is a god and it hates us.

A true bro would never say that. You...you're an antibro.

Then endorse the true candidate - Tim Heidecker! He's a true bro.

 

[Tin Man]

Then endorse the true candidate - Tim Heidecker! He's a true bro.

No way anitbro. I'm for change, we need a broette who's ice cool in office.

 

[j654dgj7]

No way anitbro. I'm for change, we need a broette who's ice cool in office.

I don't know, dude, she looks like my mom ...

 

[Tin Man]

I don't know, dude, she looks like my mom ...

Does your mom party like this:

 

[j654dgj7]

Bros - guess what! It's only like 13 or 14 months until the election! It's almost time for the pre-pre-party!

Let's keep, like, discussing this instead of what's going on in the now!

It looks like my bro Jeb! is in serious dookie! That Trump boy is running around with his dong out, and daring everyone to kiss it! It's bumming me out super hard.

Bernie Sanders looks like my dad. He's, like, super uncool! I can't even. Hillary at least looks like she smoked some ganja when she was young, you know?

Ugh, I just thought about a country that wasn't in North America - I hate it when that happens!

So anyways ... Here's some tunes for my prunes!

[video=youtube;X69ROCAwiuA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69ROCAwiuA[/video]

Super chill, right?

 

[Skarekrow]

I don't always look for advice about how to avoid a Holocaust.
But when I do, it isn't from the guys who want to round up 11 million people.
Just saying...

 

[j654dgj7]

I don't always look for advice about how to avoid a Holocaust.
But when I do, it isn't from the guys who want to round up 11 million people.
Just saying...

Dude, that's so true. Have you read Tolstoy? It's, like, totally Tolstoy, man. Did I mention that I've read Tolstoy? Yeah, it's totally Tolstoy.

Check out this classic jam

[video]https://youtu.be/mFGBPzjpvBg?t=54m26s[/video]

 

[Skarekrow]

Dude, that's so true. Have you read Tolstoy? It's, like, totally Tolstoy, man. Did I mention that I've read Tolstoy? Yeah, it's totally Tolstoy.

Check out this classic jam

[video]https://youtu.be/mFGBPzjpvBg?t=54m26s[/video]

Try “The House of the Dead” by Dostoyevsky that one is a pretty rad story.
You know, he was sentenced to death….they marched him out to fire firing line, put on a blindfold on him…ready, aim, fire…click…laughter…then sent to Prison camp in Siberia.

 

[Stu]

Sanders defines Democratic Socialism

[video]http://www.c-span.org/video/?400961-1/senator-bernie-sanders-address-democratic-socialism[/video]

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