Situation Response

[Shaqie]

Rules are simple

One poster creates a situation and the next one has the respond to it, and then create a new one for the poster after him.

I will begin:

I stand in front of you and hold a banana in my hand, telling that it is a special delivery for you.

 

[Sriracha]

Why what a mighty big banana you have there. Why don't you take a bite of it first.


I tell you that there is a way to opt out of automated political calls, but it involves selling your soul.

 

[Brodskizzle]

No thanks, I like feeling wanted.

Mila Kunis tells you that she's all yours, but first you have to spend the night with Seth MacFarlane.

 

[Shaqie]

Cool, Seth is a funny guy the night would be nice, I guess (no homo stuff right?)

You wake up in a bath tub, with only a towel on you and three wedding rings on your hand.