flux
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- INFPerplexed
I need a new life and a new cast of characters. I'm constantly told that I have a saint's patience, but it's rapidly running out. Is it just remotely possible that there's a place on this Earth that I can . . .
- not get my throat ripped out for there being a leaf on the floor? (It's autumn, and it's windy. Pick it up your damn self.)
- not have to apologize for being a male? (I know your ex-boyfriend was a dick, and I've already apologized profusely for whatever you did to him . . . oops, I mean, whatever he did to you.)
- occasionally work, or speak, without interruptions?
- avoid a barrage of remarks saying how lazy I am (not)?
- wish for fewer negative people in my life without necessarily becoming one of them?
- hear the words "thank you" without an exclamation mark?
Every trace of who I am and who I want to be is dying, the longer I stay here. If you can provide me with this world, I will move in tomorrow, provided you have an automatic dishwasher. No two civilized people can make things work without a dishwasher.
- not get my throat ripped out for there being a leaf on the floor? (It's autumn, and it's windy. Pick it up your damn self.)
- not have to apologize for being a male? (I know your ex-boyfriend was a dick, and I've already apologized profusely for whatever you did to him . . . oops, I mean, whatever he did to you.)
- occasionally work, or speak, without interruptions?
- avoid a barrage of remarks saying how lazy I am (not)?
- wish for fewer negative people in my life without necessarily becoming one of them?
- hear the words "thank you" without an exclamation mark?
Every trace of who I am and who I want to be is dying, the longer I stay here. If you can provide me with this world, I will move in tomorrow, provided you have an automatic dishwasher. No two civilized people can make things work without a dishwasher.
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