Old jews telling jokes

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Damn good jokes.

 

A Jewish couple were in a shopping centre doing some grocery shopping, they went through check-out and all of a sudden the alarms go off. It turns out that the wife was a kleptomaniac, and had unconsciously stolen from the store.

She went in front of the magistrate and the magistrate asked, "Sarah, what did you take?"
"A can of peaches your honour" Sarah replied.
"Sarah, how many peaches were in the can?"
"Six peaches your honour." Sarah replied, head down and utterly ashamed.
"Okay Sarah, for this you'll be going to prison for six nights. It should teach you not to steal."

All of a sudden her husband stood up behind her and said to the magistrate, "Your honour, she also stole a can of peas."