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Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

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    Has anyone else seen this?


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    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Canada, from vampires with the help of Mexican wrestler El Santo.

    The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ.

    The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
     
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    lawl at the guy swinging sasusages

    that has got to be the most random movie evar
     
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    Shai Gar

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    Another reason to nuke the USA.
     
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    I like Jack Black and other idiot american movies too. But not at the detriment of my own Australian culture.

    Dirty Deeds was a much better Organised Crime movie than Scarface.
    Mad Max was a much better epic than Godfather.

    Ahh the serenity.
     
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