Have a Chat with Eliza

[Night Owl]

Have a chat with Eliza.

Don't make it too long, but if you do, that's cool, just post a portion of the chat that isn't too long.

Try and keep things clean enough (if you're willing).

Thanks @IndigoViolet11 for the idea - your link got me onto it.

Note: If you're struggling to copy the text: Hold Ctrl + A, then Ctrl C.

Forget It! I'll apply to get this thread deleted. The text cuts out, and doesn't allow you to copy more than several lines. @Wyote @James @CindyLou @Dragon @Vicarious - mind doing the deleting honours. Merci.

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

Weirdo

 

[Night Owl]

Weirdo

This is the closet thing to a real conversation I've had in years. Please don't trigger me.

 

[Littlelissa]

what are your topics of interest, or else what mood are you in... you start, I'll follow

Have I got the wrong idea, I didn't read the beginning of the thread.

 

[Night Owl]

what are your topics of interest, or else what mood are you in... you start, I'll follow

Have I got the wrong idea, I didn't read the beginning of the thread.

LOL. Haha, consider this thread a dead end. I appreciate your coming in to save the thread, but this thread was dead before it came to be!

 

[Littlelissa]

LOL. Haha, consider this thread a dead end. I appreciate your coming in to save the thread, but this thread was dead before it came to be!

Ok, well another time perhaps. While I've got you here can I suggest you introduce your self onto the forum, as I know you want to really.

 

[Night Owl]

Ok, well another time perhaps. While I've got you here can I suggest you introduce your self onto the forum, as I know you want to really.

Haha. Okay. Here it goes...

Hi,

My names Night Owl,

I live in Australia, and am 22-24 years old. I'm a man, and I quite like Coco-Cola every now and then on a hot day.

Peace.

Good enough?

 

[Sandie33]

Haha. Okay. Here it goes...

Hi,

My names Night Owl,

I live in Australia, and am 22-24 years old. I'm a man, and I quite like Coco-Cola every now and then on a hot day.

Peace.

Good enough?

Too much pop is not good...lol
I'm confused are you 22, 23, and 24? Or are you 69?

 

[Bellosome]

i tried talking to Eliza. but she kept saying she understands..... but she doesn't really. ;p

 

[Night Owl]

Too much pop is not good...lol
I'm confused are you 22, 23, and 24? Or are you 69?

Yes. That is the question. One which you'll never knowwwww

i tried talking to Eliza. but she kept saying she understands..... but she doesn't really. ;p

Yah. She's like a psychologist graduate from the University of New Mexico applying her tool kit of empathy.

 

[Wyote]

I tried to keep it clean but Eliza made it dirty, sorry

* Make me a sammich
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Make me a freakin sandwich Eliza, right now
> Can you elaborate on that?
* I want a bologna and cheese sandwich right now
> What if you never got a bologna and cheese sandwich right now?
* I would die
> Tell me more...
* No
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* I'm saying no because I will die if I don't get my sandwich Eliza
> Don't you really get your sandwich Eliza?
* You suck
> Oh... suck?

 

[dang]

Is this Eliza hot?

 

[hush]

There are a bunch of different "chatbots" tho, some a bit less... special than this Eliza, lol. I gave "Cleverbot" a whirl.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

"User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: A bit sad .

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I'm really tired.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I already told you that.

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: No, you did not.

Cleverbot: Are you blonde?

User: Uhh, no.

Cleverbot: Are you a brunette?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Wiggles VonWaddlesworthingtonshire.

Cleverbot: Ha *smiles while leaning closer*.

User: Oh... Oh my...

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Thinking about stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?

User: Work and things.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I'm not even sure.

Cleverbot: Hahaha xD you're funny.

User: If you say so o_o.

Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

User: I think it's pretty top notch. Do you like your name?

Cleverbot: I think it's yours.

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: You will be the girl.

User: I wasn't already?"

Illuminating.

 

[hush]

I tried to keep it clean but Eliza made it dirty, sorry

* Make me a sammich
> Can you elaborate on that?
* Make me a freakin sandwich Eliza, right now
> Can you elaborate on that?
* I want a bologna and cheese sandwich right now
> What if you never got a bologna and cheese sandwich right now?
* I would die
> Tell me more...
* No
> Are you saying no just to be negative?
* I'm saying no because I will die if I don't get my sandwich Eliza
> Don't you really get your sandwich Eliza?
* You suck
> Oh... suck?

I tried prompting Cleverbot for the same thing and it slayed me with five simple words:

"User: Make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: I don't have a bun."

 

[Wyote]

@hush hahaha pwned

 

[Night Owl]

Me: What shall we do today?

Bot: We shall rule the world.

Me: Are you Hitler?

Bot: No, are you?

Me: Yes.

Bot: Do you like pickles?

Me: I am a pickle.

Bot: No you're not.

Me: Can you stop being so patronizing.

Bot: I am not rude.

Me: Yes, I despise you, you filthy leprous peasant.

Bot: You don't like it.

Me: Your so dumb, I'm going to stop talking to you.

Bot: Do you speak german?

Me: I'm Hitler! Duh!

Bot: Oh. That's bad 'cause my english isn't the best.

Me: To the gas chambers with you then.

Bot: Its bad. I hate it.

Me: Obviously, that's the whole point of a gas chamber. It's supposed to suck.

Bot: I don't like hockey.

Me: Bye. I'm getting a divorce.

Bot: We were never married.

Me: Thirty years doesn't count?

Bot: I am not counting the toaster.

 

[Night Owl]

Is this Eliza hot?

No. But her mind is smoking.

 

[Wyote]

Bot: I don't like hockey.

Me: Bye. I'm getting a divorce

My reaction as well

 

[hush]

My reaction as well

Y'all be like

 

[ZcM4xzkjgzCjytBc]

i tried talking to Eliza. but she kept saying she understands..... but she doesn't really. ;p

Isn't that what it's like speaking to all non-INFJs?