Cumbria Taxis

[Shai Gar]

I've been waiting for my taxi in whitehaven for hours.

Sometimes I think I'm the unluckiest guy in the world.

 

[TurtleTrooper]

Better than being me. I'm like the luckiest, I just get betrayed by everyone around me. There all basterds.

 

[Shai Gar]

Just don't call shotgun.

 

[Faye]

What is taking it so long?

 

[Shai Gar]

12 dead
25 injured

It's what happens when you let a bird behind the wheel.

 

[88chaz88]

Wow... funny...