Anti-Homosexual Campaigner

An anti-gay campaigner was being interviewed; he started ranting about lesbian tennis players.
He said "It's a good job Martina Navratilova never played Anna Kournikova.
Can you imagine what could have happened after the match, if Anna had bent down in the showers if she dropped the soap while Martina was behind her?"
There was a pause, and the campaigner asked "Well?"
The interviewer said "Quiet - I'm imagining."