yukon1

shy out going thinker... quite a lateral thinker infact and I'll expand this later

chemistry, physics, history, archery, outdoors, dogs, good literature... and more
Birthday
Mar 27, 1965 (Age: 60)
Biography
I am a large figure, often seen casting shade and drinking diet coke. I have been known to remodel the car port on my lunch breaks, making it more difficult to find things. I translate popular slurs for parents of teenagers, I craft body sculpting workouts, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I train to reach my goal of a beach god.

I woo women with my sensuous and mind blowing wit (clearly not entirely successful to date), I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed (slow), and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes from a box. I am an expert in house paint, a veteran in love, and a legend in my own mind

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly planted a shrub. I play altosax, I cross country skied, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my imagination. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I go to meetings.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless dog lover. I want a cordurory jacket. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the use of a car. Last summer I watched TV. I bat 40. I wrote a text book and a short story. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, the newspaper and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every bad food item in the grocery store. While on vacation in the USA, I successfully ate at a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact sex (at least I want too). Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a box of kraft dinner and a toaster oven. I have spoken with Elvis and I have seen the Ogopogo

But I have not yet found the perfect girl...
In descending order, which 6 things could you never do without?
my children
nutrients such as oxygen and food
sex
a dog
internet
books
What would be your epitaph?
you will know, once I was here
MBTI
intp?
Occupation
teacher until I know what I want to be

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