Recent content by Quarkmaster

Very important to not practice in the house. I learned that the hard way too.

Surprisingly, I do. But I called them "numchucks." I still have a pair, from many years ago when I studied the martial arts. I made them myself. I suspect the "num" part comes from the spot you hit too many times when you practice with them. I don't think of numchucks as a skill. They're...

I don't mind the spotlight. There was a time when I was younger and I couldn't tolerate it, but these days, it doesn't bother me. I have two youtube channels and more views is more money, so if I have to "put it out there" I do. The hard thing is that you have to grow a tough hide. People...

I always thought of "skills" as something you teach dogs, monkeys, horses, you know, tricks. If this is what impresses the ladies, then I'm doing well to avoid them. I usually follow this with, "I'm a man - educate me". I don't want to be "trained." Dogs. Monkeys. Horses. Skills. And...

We are charming to INFJs (and perhaps, some ENFJs).

I grew up under the impression that we (INTPs) don't really have any personal charm. Especially the radiant kind. But there's always a first time for everything!

I am absolutely skilless, which makes me absolutely useless to the overlord rulers of the universe, which is my happy place.

I was talking to some Hispanic friends who love the felon in the white house, I said, "You never hear about the ovens until it's too late and half of your friends have been 'disappeared'" They didn't say anything. Right now, people are just in the "internment camps." Gas chambers and ovens...

I think it's called, "tossing them under the bus."

You would think after all of the stair incidents on Air Force 1, they would have fixed it with an escalator or something. Maybe even an enclosed elevator. Or at the least, keep the press off the base. How many presidents have tripped on those stairs? I think what we can gather from these...

So here's how it works: When I worked for Dominos Pizza I did delivery, which was my primary job. But if you came back to the shop from a delivery and there weren't any new deliveries on the shelf ready to go, you took orders and made pizzas. Nobody ran to the restroom and washed their hands...

Balrog. I was the balrog. I didn't need makeup or anything.

I think it was, "Fly you fools!"

That's what I want! A tower, just like this, only bigger! Much, much bigger! Only I want mine to be made of ivory. Not real ivory, of course, because that comes from real oliphants.

I've tried a number of times, but I've always been a very slow reader. It would take me six weeks, and I no longer have the desire. I can watch the movies in four nights and still get to bed on time. I know there's a lot missing in the movies that took place in the books. A lot of people...