Recent content by InfernoMink

Langhorne

Secretory

I’d ask them what “love” looks like on their planet. And then I’d ask them to give me a job as a porn star on their planet. Imagine being a newly discovered planet’s first porn star. That’s gotta be cool.

So these anti-vaxxers, have they stopped eating bacon and drinking booze since they seem really concerned about “long term health complications” from things that go inside their bodies? Cause it seems really counterproductive to be spreading anti-vaxx information while still eating McDonald’s...

Cocoon

Talk To Me (2023) Fun little horror entry. Loved the cinematography, practical effects, atmosphere, sound design, and acting. It has been called the scariest movie of the year but that’s only if you are just discovering that possession and mediums do actually exist. I think it’s only really...

Scorcese

Relic

Amulet

Bipolar

Swan

Just enjoying the methane rainbows on Titan.

Granted but only from methane rainbows found on Saturn’s moon Titan, so basically colorless. I wish I had a cloaking device like the Predator creature, so I could easily scratch my balls in public at will.

Granted, you die every night but the love from someone you never have met is so strong, that it keeps forcing your life force to live another day. I wish the box of condoms came with a sandwich, for after.

Granted but only bed bugs understand you and since they are bed bugs, they can’t help you with real world issues, they only know what mattress brand tastes better. I wish I could start a pancake syrup club.