I feel your pain.
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QuirkyLemonFlower
Griffinheart
Yup, nothing excites me more than uncontrollable jitters, anxiety, jumpiness and getting up at 3 PM the next day. Tastes good though, so apparently it’s fair game.
QuirkyLemonFlower
Nothing ventured, nothing gained right :|
Griffinheart
Exactly. I keep telling myself I’m never drinking coffee again after NUMEROUS terrible experiences with it but then I have it a month later. We should just ban the sludge and switch ourselves culturally to tea. It ain’t happening, but it’ll be a bloody good future for mankind without that poison.
QuirkyLemonFlower
We should protest....alternatively you could try decaf? That might work....
Griffinheart
Oh sure, protesting fixing everything, pffft. Even decaf gives me the jitters. Anything beyond 30 mg is gonna wreck my sleep schedule.
QuirkyLemonFlower
Dude.... you need something else then! I have run out of options of what to suggest 
try lucozade.... :/
try lucozade.... :/
Griffinheart
Oh trust me, I got bone broth. It’s good stuff in the morning. Plus green tea is also not too bad in small measures. Water Fasting does help with energy.
QuirkyLemonFlower
You know I found a site that sells coffee syrup that might hit the spot but also not give you any of the caffeine side affects. Would you go for that?
Griffinheart
Probably has some sugar or horrible additives to it :| Though I’m intrigued
QuirkyLemonFlower
Is it any different to the coffee you have? Do you just have plain black coffee?! you're brave :|
Griffinheart
Ha ha, as black as Hell. I tend to have non-dairy milk with it just to lessen the caffeine effects.
QuirkyLemonFlower
You know what, do what I do, just go have coffee for like three days in a row and then don't have it for another two months and repeat routine
Griffinheart
Mama told me about you people. She says you’re a bad influence >:{
QuirkyLemonFlower
Your mama is wrong.
Griffinheart
I... I guess I can try it... NO, MUST RESIST HERESY
QuirkyLemonFlower
Sometimes....you just gotta let go....
Griffinheart
Coffee does have a nutty flavour tho- NO! GET BEHIND ME SATAN!!