I'm rather a tin oxide man and a boron (boring moron), a SnOB. Still beats being an alloy of cobalt, vanadium and two iron atoms. The opposite of that is someone softer who contains only non-metals like iodine, nitrogen, fluorine and phosphorus.
The chemical formula for a dino is actually N2O, dinitrogen monoxide, also known as laughing gas. That's why people smile when thinking of them. Except the sore dinos.
More dinolore: hawks are actually dinosoars. In China they're called Sinosaurs. An old jungle saying: A whinosaur is a real dinobore, so at parties they'll be shown the dinodoor. More puns on this topic means a higher dinoscore.
What do you call a group of crocodiles? A crocopile. With jokes like these we can open up a dinostore at the dinoshore and support the velociraptor rowing team "Dinos' Oar".