I was taking a moment to figure out how to say this to you, exactly.
Let's start over. *ahem*  Hello, Mr. Dragon.  This is Ms. Mochi.  May I inquire how you are doing today? *record scratches* No!  That's
obviously a terrible introduction.  The obvious problem with that is that much too serious.  I don't want to become like Mr. Dragon,
very, very serious that is. Ewww!!! *clears throat* Let's try again. What's up, my gangsta?!

  Want some crack?!!!  Oh dear,
even that is a failure.  I'm not very good at this am I? 
You know, how about I just tell you what an awesome friend you have been, and that you really mean a lot to me. :3  I think
otherwise,  I would have left this place quite a long time ago.  But it will always have great memories for me now. ^.^ You
understand me, and you're a duper best friend. 
<3  P.S. Justify this message and read the first letter.