Seducer of the Homeless

Musical Obsessive, Analyst, Pain In The Arse

Music, Psychology, Creativity an Imagination of most sorts

Biography: Being Seducer of the Homeless is rather boring, the tramps all begin to look the same after a while. with all the 'safe sex' propaganda around these days you can't find one sodding beggar without a balloon up his ass..and jesus, they don't change them things, there are other seducers of the homeless...and if one of them has fucked your unwashed stud first - you get a cock full of their juices, and that aint nice.
aah, the seventies were wonderful, everyone was distinctly hairy, could tell their genitals from
their assholes but it didn't really matter.the 80's were cool too, they all looked like
Spandau Ballet, can't beat a hairy but well styled crack i always say...and in the 90's...i accidentally analed Kurt Cobain once at a Nirvana gig in...Bigglesworth, thought he was dead, i was a couple o' days early it seems...

In descending order, which 6 things could you never do without?: My iPod

that's it

What would be your epitaph?: i am not sure exactly, but i would definitely have a Coffin with a Codpiece

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