Recent content by Retsu

Well... I dunno, I guess I just... always wanted to ignore it :'( :m156: though it made peeing easy.

Wait... I'm the dominant form? I... I... How have I never noticed my penis!?!?!?? My stripy pyjamas are ruined! I hope I'm happy.

Look, me, we need to talk. I just feel that I am not British enough when I lapse into periods of non Britishness. It upsets me when I spell American. I should both cry now. With our pink pyjamas. <3

Okay, me. :3 And you spelt pyjamas wrong. I hate having non-British headmates.

Yes. We're all headmates living within one person called Hotel. Look, I just found it funny and gave it what I feel was a humorous response. We're not in some sort of weird coven.

Hello, my name is Dr. MBTI, Esq, OBE, CBE, MBE, MP, RA, PhD. As you may know, I set up the system, named after myself, after seeing so many people having ideal relationships. I always felt there was something... not quite right. As you can see, this is what I set the system up for. To...

Waking Up: 2 Unlimited - No Limit Good Day: Rammstein - Rosenrot (!?) Bad Day: Valentina Monetta - Crisalide Long day: Savlonic - Tiny Japanese Girl The Song You Fall Asleep To: Rammstein - Keine Lust After a fight with your best friend: Boaz Mauda - Fire in Your Eyes After a...

I completely understand, I for one have severe remorse from killing a clan of sea monkeys by accident, and so if I consume anything meaty, I can hear it screaming in pain in my head. I am a remorseless omnivore of course, but it makes enjoying a cheeseburger just that little bit harder.

N-nut heeyah senpai...

It's wrong, shitlord! As a cowkin I'm offended by your cultural appropriation of cows by wearing their skin on your feet. I did actually see a picture of a guy putting Korean on his tumblr. Someone said it was cultural appropriation, to which he took a picture of his Asian face and said... I'm...

Heeyah is anuvva NSFW wun... http://i.imgur.com/8ajC1PK.png

tanku, i luf da relationship between obama-senpai and romney-kun <3 <3 <3 [IMG]

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. My parents thought it was a porno without seeing it because of Denzel constantly gasping and grunting. It was so, so irritating. It was basically "Cloud has a motorbike and everyone else in the team is useless because oh look Cid has an airship let's all...

I'll PM you how to get it for free, and I suggest you do the same for your boyfriend. If your relationship can't be saved then at least save pennies.

I know what needs to be done. If he's on an RP server, you can get his username and meet him in the Lion's Pride Inn, otherwise known as thered light district of World of Warcraft. Then you strip in game, and when he prepares himself for fun, that's when you jump on him IRL and say GOTCHA. :m182: