Recent content by Magikarp

A friend of mine has been beta testing the expansion. He says that it will redeem the disappointment of the game, bringing much-needed balance and actual variety in items (as opposed to mostly just increasing stats). I'll probably buy it.

Now I may be a habitual limerant and sufferer of Capgrass Delusion, but I must ask your ass: "Are you my girlfriend?" [He doesn't know]

A tulpa is a mental construct, a fragment of self pre-programmed, made manifest, and given life. It becomes self-aware, sentient... has access to your memory banks and subconscious. It used to be used by hermits to keep from going mad in isolation. Practical uses for any entity include using it...

Cha nah, cuz it's a front, sire. Ja be frontin', I'ma show my ass, lest ye bless me with cash, gimme dem staxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Everything has been going downhill since the advent of agriculture {people are only people when they move their feet}. The cotton mill sparked the industrial revolution, so maybe that invention has been the most instrumental in bringing about our current situation.

Are you also a dragon?

I'm planning on constructing many literal masks for use in shamanic ritual in the near future. My job involves a lot of customer service, public visibility, with a diverse coworker base (I'm talking about a grocery store), so I've cut a spectrum of facades - more so vocal masking than facial...