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"Comedy is the ability to make people laugh without making them puke." - Steve Martin
"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous." - Albert Einstein
"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small." - Henry Kissinger
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." - Douglas Adams
"Does not Dionysius seem to have made it sufficiently clear that there can be nothing happy for the person over whom some fear always looms?" - Cicero