I think they should do something similar to the Doodle for Google contests to decide who it will be. Then America can vote via text like American Idol after a season-long reality show. In the end, it should go to a second-grader who chooses some really significant figures from American history, say, the Three Stooges, who could be dressed in bankers' outfits. Underneath their picture, it could say "Dewey, Cheatum and Howe", with some sort of Masonic symbolism embedded of course, possibly with George Washington and Bruce Jenner both dressed up as Baphomet on a black and white tiled floor, with the all-seeing eye above them all -- maybe the black eye of that kid who got pwned by his mom on national TV for hanging out with those rioters.
