Indian Purple Frog!
You are the Indian Purple Frog. Well, you aren't reeeeally purple. And you might be half seal. Actually you kind of look like a lung. But you're majestic as fuck! You like donuts and Star Wars. Phantom Menace was your favorite. You love Jar-Jar. Good job
... Oh hells no
You are the Indian Purple Frog. Well, you aren't reeeeally purple. And you might be half seal. Actually you kind of look like a lung. But you're majestic as fuck! You like donuts and Star Wars. Phantom Menace was your favorite. You love Jar-Jar. Good job
... Oh hells no
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
Red-Lipped Batfish!
Much like the primordial red-lipped batfish, you are really good at makeup. You always seem to have an intense look in your eye. You're a pretty good swimmer, but sometimes (like the batfish) you aren't certain who you really are...bat, or fish?; accountant, or Bruce Willis's stunt double? But you're still young. Don't worry.
Much like the primordial red-lipped batfish, you are really good at makeup. You always seem to have an intense look in your eye. You're a pretty good swimmer, but sometimes (like the batfish) you aren't certain who you really are...bat, or fish?; accountant, or Bruce Willis's stunt double? But you're still young. Don't worry.
Misadventure
butt fros and asian purrs
Common Potoo!
www.purocoffee.com
Woo-hoo! You're a beautiful patoo! Wow! You are fabulous! You are cool and confident. You do not even care what you look like in photos. You like selfies and mascara. You are attracted to people who want to feed you spaghetti. So much spaghetti. Definitely get with those people, because then you'll have lots of spaghetti always.
Woo-hoo! You're a beautiful patoo! Wow! You are fabulous! You are cool and confident. You do not even care what you look like in photos. You like selfies and mascara. You are attracted to people who want to feed you spaghetti. So much spaghetti. Definitely get with those people, because then you'll have lots of spaghetti always.
Venezuelan Poodle-Moth!
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Much like the Venezuelan poodle-moth, you're very exotic and fluffy. The wings of your soul are fluffy as well. You've always dreamed about flying and owning numerous amounts of hypoallergenic dogs. Remember to follow your dreams!
Much like the Venezuelan poodle-moth, you're very exotic and fluffy. The wings of your soul are fluffy as well. You've always dreamed about flying and owning numerous amounts of hypoallergenic dogs. Remember to follow your dreams!
Cantor's Giant Softshell Turtle!
Just like this rockin' turtle, you're a pretty cool mamma-jamma. Super wise and
chill. Unfortunately, your spirit animal is slow and fat and probably doesn't
come equipped with enough inhalers to haul your soul around the mortal
realm without getting too winded. You also like chile picante salsa.
Just like this rockin' turtle, you're a pretty cool mamma-jamma. Super wise and
chill. Unfortunately, your spirit animal is slow and fat and probably doesn't
come equipped with enough inhalers to haul your soul around the mortal
realm without getting too winded. You also like chile picante salsa.
Indian Purple Frog!
You are the Indian Purple Frog. Well, you aren't reeeeally purple. And you might be half seal. Actually you kind of look like a lung. But you're majestic as fuck! You like donuts and Star Wars. Phantom Menace was your favorite. You love Jar-Jar. Good job
Nooooooooooooo!
But I do love donuts and Star Wars...and Jar-Jar...
Goddammit! I'm an ugly Indian Purple Frog! Wtf.
I'm going to eat a donut now.
You are the Indian Purple Frog. Well, you aren't reeeeally purple. And you might be half seal. Actually you kind of look like a lung. But you're majestic as fuck! You like donuts and Star Wars. Phantom Menace was your favorite. You love Jar-Jar. Good job
Nooooooooooooo!
But I do love donuts and Star Wars...and Jar-Jar...
Goddammit! I'm an ugly Indian Purple Frog! Wtf.
I'm going to eat a donut now.
I don't know what to think about this quiz. Can my ego survive the insult of being compared to such aesthetically displeasing animals?
Aye Aye
Just like the illusive Aye Aye, you are wise, scholarly, athletic, well-rounded and overall, a down to earth person. You enjoy life, love and peace. You also enjoy crack. And some speed, and too much caffeine. Otherwise, no, you're totally great!
Just like the illusive Aye Aye, you are wise, scholarly, athletic, well-rounded and overall, a down to earth person. You enjoy life, love and peace. You also enjoy crack. And some speed, and too much caffeine. Otherwise, no, you're totally great!
- Jun 25, 2015
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- MBTI
- INFJ
- Enneagram
- 4w5 Integrating -> 1
Ahah, yup! The cutest one.
I don't know why I always pick so weird quizzes though.... :redface:
Venezuelan Poodle-Moth!
Much like the Venezuelan poodle-moth, you're very exotic and fluffy. The wings of your soul are fluffy as well. You've always dreamed about flying and owning numerous amounts of hypoallergenic dogs. Remember to follow your dreams!
This looks like a Pokémon. So cute!
Much like the Venezuelan poodle-moth, you're very exotic and fluffy. The wings of your soul are fluffy as well. You've always dreamed about flying and owning numerous amounts of hypoallergenic dogs. Remember to follow your dreams!
This looks like a Pokémon. So cute!
Common Potoo!
Woo-hoo! You're a beautiful patoo! Wow! You are fabulous! You are cool and confident. You do not even care what you look like in photos. You like selfies and mascara. You are attracted to people who want to feed you spaghetti. So much spaghetti. Definitely get with those people, because then you'll have lots of spaghetti always.
Woo-hoo! You're a beautiful patoo! Wow! You are fabulous! You are cool and confident. You do not even care what you look like in photos. You like selfies and mascara. You are attracted to people who want to feed you spaghetti. So much spaghetti. Definitely get with those people, because then you'll have lots of spaghetti always.