i resisted buying the bag of chocolate chips when i was at the grocery store. this means i will not be baking cookies, which means i will not eat two dozen cookies which means i will not gain three more pounds...this time...
I just dealt with wanting to shout at my mother on the phone (she's a crazy woman who has done a great deal of wrong and evil deeds through her life) for treating me like crap again.
Instead, i called her, explained what really happened and confronted her in a focused, strong, well mannered way.
I was tempted to take the last two pickles and make a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I dealt with it by taking the last two pickles and making a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
Probably the most scandalous thing I've done all week.
Exceptionally cute girl at cash register in check out line gave me that look... Couldnt be over 20. Yellow finger nails.
Am I the idiot for not following up or am I the good guy for making sure she has nothing to do with me?