You Are an Ornate Chair
You are sophisticated and well traveled. You have exotic tastes and interests.
People find you to be entertaining and fascinating, even if they feel like they can't quite relate to you.
You are as special and unique as you seem. Sometimes people think you're putting on airs, but you're really just being you.
You like the finer things in life, and you don't mind showing off what you have. You're proud of your successes.
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I guess given the alternatives...