What does your poop really say about you?
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Shaqie
The Grandmaster in Disguise
What Does Your Poop Really Say About You?
You got: Optimistic adventurer
You’re not afraid of a new challenge, and you’re always looking to tackle the tough questions. You’re tenacious and always like to get the last word in, a quality that makes classmates and work colleagues respect you, but sometimes frustrates your friends and romantic partners. Luckily, you’re pretty good about choosing your battles. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and you’re an optimist that the world can be a better place. Keep on doing you!
You got: Optimistic adventurer
You’re not afraid of a new challenge, and you’re always looking to tackle the tough questions. You’re tenacious and always like to get the last word in, a quality that makes classmates and work colleagues respect you, but sometimes frustrates your friends and romantic partners. Luckily, you’re pretty good about choosing your battles. You have a strong sense of right and wrong, and you’re an optimist that the world can be a better place. Keep on doing you!
You got: Chilled out vibes
Adam Davis / BuzzFeed
You’re cool as a cucumber, and people admire how well you can work under pressure. You know how to take time to appreciate life, taking time to smell the roses. You love relaxing with some television, or a book or movie, but it’s it’s not wasting time to you because you always learn something – some interesting nugget to spark an idea or conversation. You have an amazing memory for facts and bits of trivia that you love bringing out at parties.
Adam Davis / BuzzFeed
You’re cool as a cucumber, and people admire how well you can work under pressure. You know how to take time to appreciate life, taking time to smell the roses. You love relaxing with some television, or a book or movie, but it’s it’s not wasting time to you because you always learn something – some interesting nugget to spark an idea or conversation. You have an amazing memory for facts and bits of trivia that you love bringing out at parties.
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You got: Naturally gifted
Things have a way of working out for you. You were born naturally beautiful and intelligent. Your friends love you more than they love each other. Your teachers were glad to have you as their pet. Your boss uses you as an example of success for your coworkers. You are your parents’ favorite kid. Somehow, you manage to stay humble and kind despite all your accolades. You are my new role model. Wow.
Finally, an accurate test. Although it did fail to mention my enormous penis.
Things have a way of working out for you. You were born naturally beautiful and intelligent. Your friends love you more than they love each other. Your teachers were glad to have you as their pet. Your boss uses you as an example of success for your coworkers. You are your parents’ favorite kid. Somehow, you manage to stay humble and kind despite all your accolades. You are my new role model. Wow.
Finally, an accurate test. Although it did fail to mention my enormous penis.
You got: Trustworthy and reliable
You’re trustworthy and responsible. Your friends and family know they can rely on you to pull through in a pinch, and they see you as a rock. You’re emotionally steady, but not closed off. However, you’re a bit of a worrier, and big life changes (even good ones!) can stress you out. Take a deep breath and relax – you’re doing great!
You’re trustworthy and responsible. Your friends and family know they can rely on you to pull through in a pinch, and they see you as a rock. You’re emotionally steady, but not closed off. However, you’re a bit of a worrier, and big life changes (even good ones!) can stress you out. Take a deep breath and relax – you’re doing great!
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You got: Deep thinker
You have deep regret in your life about someone. Perhaps a romantic relationship left unfinished that you can’t move on from. Maybe it’s a family member who you’re not at peace with, or a friend you’ve drifted away from that you miss. Take matters into your own hands: be the bigger person and reach out and apologize.
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Bah humbug. How is a poop test seriously this psychic? That is just weird.
You got: Deep thinker
You have deep regret in your life about someone. Perhaps a romantic relationship left unfinished that you can’t move on from. Maybe it’s a family member who you’re not at peace with, or a friend you’ve drifted away from that you miss. Take matters into your own hands: be the bigger person and reach out and apologize.
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Bah humbug. How is a poop test seriously this psychic? That is just weird.
You got: Life changer
Adam Davis / BuzzFeed
[h=2]You’re at a crossroads in your life. Maybe it’s your relationship, maybe it’s your job, but you know you need to change something. Think hard about what’s important to you. Do that painful thing where you actually sit down and write out goals for the next 5 years, even if it’s too embarrassing to show anyone else. Be the change you need! Godspeed![/h]
[h=2]You’re at a crossroads in your life. Maybe it’s your relationship, maybe it’s your job, but you know you need to change something. Think hard about what’s important to you. Do that painful thing where you actually sit down and write out goals for the next 5 years, even if it’s too embarrassing to show anyone else. Be the change you need! Godspeed![/h]
Shaqie
The Grandmaster in Disguise
Just came out of the toilet, when posting this post. Checked my results and did the Test, again.
You got: Impulsive adventurer
1 Tiny nuggets, like rabbit poop You’re unpredictable and impulsive, but adventurous and fun. People love you for your sense of humor and creativity. However, people close to you sometimes feel like you keep them at an arm’s length – don’t be afraid to let them in and occasionally remind them how much you love them.
You got: Impulsive adventurer
1 Tiny nuggets, like rabbit poop You’re unpredictable and impulsive, but adventurous and fun. People love you for your sense of humor and creativity. However, people close to you sometimes feel like you keep them at an arm’s length – don’t be afraid to let them in and occasionally remind them how much you love them.