The Would You Have Been a Nazi? ..Test

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

The Expatriate

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The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

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Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

 

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

 

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Um..... yikes.

I'm an Everyday German!

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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Sweet...

 

I've taken this test before, i've gotten Fuhrer and Resistance fighter.

 

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic

 

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 10% blindly patriotic


If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

 

I'd fight :boxing:

HELL YEAHS I WOULDA!

 

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Expatriot.

 

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

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Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ****** list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top....Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top....?...no comment

 

...shoot I tried copying a pic and I ended up doubling the text meh...

 

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

 

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 5% blindly patriotic

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Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

 

Another Ex-Pat. Aww I actually have stood up for people in life threatening situations, I'd like to think I'd be a resistance fighter IRL. I'm not much of a conformist and you can pretty much rely on me to do the opposite of what everyone else is doing. Who knows.. I probably would've bailed before it got too hot.

 

I'd have been a politician.